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Email - For various computer über-nerd reasons which I will not bore you with, I despise the MySpace mail system, so please use my email address instead. MySpace mail is okay, but email is preferred.
AIM - Sanctus Seanus
Voicemail - 646-485-1525
The Rules:
Feel free to send me a friend request, subscribe to my blog, etc. For some reason, a lot of people flip out when a stranger tries to add them as a friend. Get over yourselves, people. If you're looking for privacy, the world wide web is clearly the wrong place.
Stuff I have written
$†. Seån ™
The patron saint of MySpace©
photograph of the stained glass window of St. Sean in St. Patrick's Cathedral, New York (photograph courtesy of Lost Outside The Norm )
photo galleries:
I'm rich, bitch.
I'm broke. Shit.
Introduction:
Ah, MySpace. The epitome of 21st Century narcissism. It combines all the self-indulgent tools of the internet in one place: email, instant messaging, photo albums, blogs, calendars, your own personal webpage, groups, bulletin boards, .. dating, classified ads, music, games, videos, and so on. And in addition to the normal page view counter on every webpage, there is also a friend counter, so you can show off how popular you are to the world. What else do you need? For those looking for porn (the first true internet vice, ever since the early days of the internet), the pictures on a lot of people's pages are bordering on it. Now all they need to do is add gambling, fantasy football, and file sharing, and then Myspace will have every single internet vice in existence. Don't be surprised if one day it even has local weather forcasts, stock tickers, news updates, and all those other similar services they put on webpages but no one ever seems to really use.
update: I was being somewhat facetious when I originally wrote that, but my words have turned out to be prophetic: "The plan, so far as it is known, is to turn MySpace into a full-fledged competitor to portals such as Yahoo and MSN."
MySpace®: the Match.com for teenagers©.
Disclaimers:
This profile has been rated R (Restricted) by the MPAA (MySpace Profile Association of America) rating system. Under 17 not admitted without parent or guardian.
Disclaimer: In case you haven't noticed by now, this page is highly sarcastic. I'm also a bit of a prankster. With this in mind, please do not take anything on this page seriously. Yes, I am an 8' 2" black Swedish bodybuilder decathlete who got his Ph.D. from Harvard in rocket science and belly dances in his spare time. But I fibbed about my income. I really only make $225,000 a year.
Disclaimer 2: Please don't interpret the "St. Sean" pseudonym to be an attack on religion. I don't hate God. I only hate you.
Latest News:
For my latest publicity stunt, I am now giving away free autographs. This is not a joke. Just send me a message and you will receive an autograph from St. Sean, free of charge.
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About Me:
Hello, and welcome to the profile of St. Sean™, the patron saint of MySpace©. Note that when you write my name, don't forget to add the "™" at the end. My name is a legally registered trademark. (Patent pending in Delaware, Alaska, and 48 other states).
Usually people start off their "About Me" with the typical, "I swore I'd never take part in this, but my friends convinced me to," etc. defensive speech. Yes, at one point I said that too, just like everyone else. Stop thinking you're better than everyone else. You're just as big of a loser as everyone else, join the club. Besides, everyone seems to be on this nowadays, so it's not as pathetic as it used to be. But don't get me wrong, it's still pathetic. Nerd.
So how would I describe myself? In a sentence, the coolest person you will ever meet. But don't become too starstruck in the presence of greatness. After all, I am in your extended network (is there anyone where it doesn't say they are in your extended network?) I was born on the streets, grew up in the hood, and was educated by the school of hard knocks... OK, I'm really just a middle class white kid from the suburbs. But no, I don't think I'm black, like every other white kid from the suburbs. What do I do with my free time? Nowadays I've been spending a lot of my weekends hanging out with a couple of lesbians, believe it or not. And they're the kind of lesbians you'd see on Howard Stern, not the kind you'd see on a golf course on "Flannel Appreciation Day." It's pretty cool because they're just like hanging out with guys: they like good music, drinking, dirty jokes, cars, all the typical guy stuff. Oh, and they also make out with other girls too, I almost forgot that part. When a straight woman hangs out with gay men, she's called a fag hag, so what do you call a straight man that hangs out with lesbians? I don't think a word for it exists yet. Probably because I don't think there are too many other men that have been in this situation before. (Aren't lesbians supposed to hate men?) So I'm trying to come up with a clever catchy name for it. A dyke mike? A hag fag? A milf (Man I'd Like to be Friends with)? I haven't come up with a name that I'm satisfied with yet. If you have any suggestions, let me know. For now I'm just a reverse fag hag. But probably the best word to describe the situation is "awesome." What other guy wouldn't wish to be me right now? I guess the only bad side is that not only do they outdrink me every night, but they also kiss more girls in the bars, and come home with more phone numbers than me. Even with the straight girls. Which just seems to prove my theory that every woman deep down inside is bi, they just may not have realized it for themselves yet. Like every legitimate scientific theory, my theory even has an equation to prove it: girl + alcohol = lesbian.
update: Lately I've been noticing a new phenomenon: lesbians becoming straight when they're drunk. I've witnessed this several times recently, with several different girls. So a more general form of my rule would be to say that whether a girl is straight or gay, alcohol turns her bi.
update 2: I knew there had to be a word for it. Thank you Daniella for enlightening me: dutch boy
Favorites:
favorite beer (domestic): Ever try "Milwaukee's Best"? You'll quickly realize why it's the cheapest one on the shelf.
favorite beer (imported): That Japanese beer with the samurai ninjas on it.
favorite liqueur: Absinthe
favorite liquor: Black Death Vodka . (It was banned because people thought it looked like a bottle of poison.)
favorite mixed drink: Bacardi 151 mixed with Everclear. No ice. Nothing else.
favorite sex position: when the girl is passed out
nicknames: "The Body", "The Three Legged Man", "6-Pack Abs", "Perfection"
celebrities people say I look like: Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Leonardo Di Caprio. Actually, people say I look like Edward Norton. Which is pretty cool, since he usually plays psychos in movies. So it's like watching home videos of myself on the silver screen. Besides, I'd much rather be compared to him than someone like Ryan "Fantabulous" Seacrest.
MySpace clichés to do list:
- Do surveys on a daily basis, and post them as bulletins for everyone to see.
- Change name/profile photo on a daily basis. Yes, this confuses people, but it also says, "I changed my page, come look at it, tool."
- Promote your band, art, book, etc. (It's the grassroots way to the people, man.)
- Send the "add my friend/band/friend's band/random stranger I don't even know" bulletin to everyone of your friends.
- Lie about age, height, weight, etc. (100 years old? You don't look a day over 30. How do you do it?)
- Mention inside joke that only 2 people on Earth will get.
- Add "the MySpace photo." (you know what it is, the digital camera self portrait using a mirror) Bonus points for not turning the flash off, making the picture indecypherable.
- Add photo of you drinking (sadly, I already did this one).
FAQs:
Do you work out?
Do you want to go back to my place?
Can I have your autograph?
Can I have your baby?
When you were a child, could have ever imagined you would become such a superstar?
Are you gay? You're too hot to be straight.
Can I have your phone number?
That was humanly impossible. How did you do that?
Can you give a speech at my child's school?
Why is it that you're such an asshole to me, and yet I still find you so charismatic?
How is it possible that you're just so damn sassy?
Being a celebrity, do you feel like you live in a glass bowl?
You've saved the world, again. How can we ever repay you?
(and finally) Sean, are you ever serious about anything?
Guest Appearances:
I've started to give guest lectures at a few churches across the country. If you are interested in booking me to speak at your place of worship, just send me a message.

My Interests

I hate everyone and everything.
OK, I do have a few hobbies: homicide, extortion, kidnapping, arson, espionage, torture, ultraviolence, mutilation, cannibalism, fraud, perjury, propaganda, blasphemy, larceny, embezzlement, hypnosis, mind control, alchemy, divination, idolatry, church burning, abortion, euthanasia, bloodletting, human sacrifice, conspiracy, corruption, government overthrow, mayhem, Armageddon, and especially revenge.
I also enjoy basket weaving when I find the time.

I'd like to meet:

Don't most people on MySpace usually end up putting the same people in both "Heroes" and "Who I'd Like to Meet"? Anyway, here goes:
- Chuck Norris
- MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice
- Tila Tequila
- Tom
- Snowball gangs
- Soccer hooligans
- Snowball gangs
- The guy who invented the yarmulke
- The guy who created a website to get people to help him have a threesome with his girlfriend and another girl
- The guy who came up with the names of the letters of the alphabet
- The moron who decided that Paper should defeat Rock in the game "Rock, Paper, Scissors"
- Guys who cut off their own penis in order to "prove" their fidelity to their wife
- Other celebrities who I'd like to meet
Melissa

R.I.P. - friends who have committed MySpace suicide by deleting their profiles

Gloria Perpetua

Rachel

HasBeen

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: His Majesty, the Honorable Lord and Master St. Sir Sean "Danger" H. Christ III the Great, M.D. PhD CPA Esq.
Birthday: 1/1/2000, 12:00:01 AM. I was the first baby of the new millennium.
Birthplace: my mother's hoo-hoo
Current Location: same as birthplace (tip: Women melt over a man who has a close relationship with his mother)
Eye Color: red
Hair Color: white
Height: Why do they ask the same questions I've already answered? I already said I am 8'2". OK, I'm really 6'0". My other important measurement is 13".
Right Handed or Left Handed: I write with my right hand, but I drive with my left knee (I guess you have to, since your right foot is on the gas, right?)
Your Heritage: half Eskimo, half Native Antarctican. In prehistoric times, my great ancestor was Lothar of the Hill People.
The Shoes You Wore Today: I'm not very fashion conscious. I went bowling today, and the shoes they gave me were actually less ugly than my current shoes, so I just walked out while still wearing the bowling shoes.
Your Weakness: In person, I'm even more sarcastic, condescending, arrogant, and hypocritical than I am on MySpace
Your Fears: Nothing, not even fear itself.
Your Perfect Pizza: Anchovies, dog meat, spinach, frog legs, haggis, seaweed, and tofu. Possibly a little bit of the chef's spit by accident. And a short piece of hair that is very curly.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Joining MySpace (That was my New Year's Resolution. And I accomplished it on January 1st. Not only did I finally achieve my New Year's Resolution for once, but, I even did it on the first day of the new year. Who else can say they did that?) Also being awesome. Oh wait a minute, I've already achieved that too.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Can we just talk on the phone instead? This is so much slower."
Thoughts First Waking Up: "NO!!!" Then I swallow another entire bottle of pills and cry myself back to sleep. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
Your Best Physical Feature: If you've looked at my pictures, then you've already seen it for yourself, and were overjoyed to discover that it does live up to the legends that you've heard about it. Of course I am talking about that firm apple of a hiney of mine. You be the judge, I'll let you bounce a quarter off of it yourself.
Your Bedtime: 8:30 AM. I go to work at 8, make my rounds and say good morning to everyone, then go to my car and sleep until punchout time.
Your Most Missed Memory: I used to be normal once. At one time I was a good little boy. So innocent, and so full of promise. When did it all go wrong?
Pepsi or Coke: I grew up in a Shop-Rite brand cola type of family.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Check out my pictures and you'll get your answer.
Single or Group Dates: Group dates. I like to take all my girlfriends out at the same time. I don't play favorites.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: How about you get me a gin and tonic instead, pansy.
Chocolate or Vanilla: I love black girls just as much as white girls.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Irish coffee
Do you Smoke: Back when I was an addict, I used to smoke cock for coke.
Do you Swear: Fuck no. Although I occasionally I slip up and say "fiddlesticks" or "dagnabbit."
Do you Sing: I hum "Taps" right before put a bullet between someone's eyes.
Do you Shower Daily: I do lick myself clean like a cat on a daily basis.
Have you Been in Love: I'm in love with myself (that's why I'm on MySpace, duh)
Do you want to go to College: I want to have a college named after me.
Do you want to get Married: I want to marry my pet llama. But we live in such an intolerant society that Betsy and I can't have the same rights and priviledges that same-species couples have.
Do you belive in yourself: I "belive" in spellcheck.
Do you get Motion Sickness: I have hallucinations, seizures, split personalities, tourette's, voices in my head, fits of uncontrollable rage, pyromania, kleptomania, necrophilia, fainting spells, my hands shake, and I wet the bed. But motion sickness, no, can't say I have that.
Do you think you are Attractive: Did you see my pictures? I don't think it, I know it. I've even got references to back it up.
Are you a Health Freak: Drinking, fast food, no exercise, never getting enough sleep. I'm an Unhealth Freak. Although I do take my gonorrhea medication daily. At least that's one good thing I do for my health.
Do you get along with your Parents: I didn't, until I killed them and received my inheritence. Now I suddenly love them a lot.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love any type of weather that ruins another person's day. Because that makes my day.
Do you play an Instrument: the rusty trombone
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Only 30 times in the last 30 days.
In the past month have you Smoked: I've been known to smoke Virginia Slims. I also knit, play in a bridge club, go to bingo night, and have 7 cats, who I constant complain to about "that lying cheating bastard who divorced me for a younger woman."
In the past month have you been on : I'm a celebrity, so I am always "on."
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I'm such a ladies man that I've changed my voicemail message to "Sorry I never called you back. It's not you, it's me."
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I believe the cool answer you're supposed to give is no. But I'll admit that yes, I have been to a mall recently. Since I live in a unabomber-style log cabin in the woods, I occasionally visit a mall to remind me why I hate society so much.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: An entire box of Oreos? Who is the fatass that wrote this questionnaire? Next question: in the past month have you eaten an entire wedding cake?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Do I look that classy to you? For me, an expensive meal involves ordering something from McDonald's that isn't on the dollar menu.
In the past month have you been on Stage: I'm a perpetual liar in my everyday life, so in a way, all the world's a stage for me.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes, once she realized the "romantic home video" she agreed to make was really going to be a snuff film.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Who goes skinny dipping on a monthly basis? And it is January right now. Having said that, the short answer is yes. But only because a few weeks ago we had a family reunion.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I had a date and nothing to wear, so I stole my sister's high heels. I gave them back though.
Ever been Drunk: This is the stupidest question I've ever heard. Who the hell wrote this thing? I also once stayed up past my bedtime, said something that wasn't true, said a naughty word (but just under my breath, so no one would hear it), jaywalked, pretended I was sick to stay home from school, and stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.
Ever been called a Tease: I'm a male exotic dancer, so it's a job requirement.
Ever been Beaten up: No. I'm the one that hands out the beatings. Ask my wife. Her coworkers think she's the biggest klutz in the world because she "falls down the stairs" about once a week.
Ever Shoplifted: Women often accuse me of stealing their heart.
How do you want to Die: Self-inflicted gunshot to head. Either that or drowning in chocolate: Click here.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A grown up. I'd also like to be less famous. Nowadays I can't go anywhere in public like I used to be able to.
What country would you most like to Visit: Russia. I'd love for my mail order bride to see her homeland again. I also hear California is a nice country.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: one green, one brown (the brown one covered by an eyepatch)
Favourite Hair Color: Blue. And not dyed, but natural old lady blue.
Short or Long Hair: Preferably bald.
Height: I'm not looking for a "boy/girl." I've already had an unpleasant experience with one of them once.
Weight: 2'7", 375 lbs. Hopefully drunk and on the rebound. Being mildly retarded is a plus.
Best Clothing Style: None (ha ha, I'm sure no one has given that answer before). I myself like to try on wedding gowns and pretend it's my wedding day.
Number of I have taken: What? Although a nerd would say that the answer to this is 42 (if you don't get it, don't ask, it's really not that funny).
Number of CDs I own: I used to have a lot, but I sold them all and now just play a CD-R of the DuckTales theme on a constant loop.
Number of Piercings: Just one, a Prince Albert. Soon I plan to pierce my taint.
Number of Tattoos: I want to get "Bumfights" tattooed on my forehead.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Isn't the cool answer supposed to be "I have no regrets?" For me, I have 4,987 just today, and counting. This survey, for one.

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Music:

Nowadays everyone says "I listen to everything." Just answer the question, coward. Stop trying to please everyone and show an opinion for once. I will. Here are my all time favorites songsmiths:
Kids Incorporated. Jem and the Holograms. Rockapella. Barbershop quartets. Eddie Murphy's "Party All the Time". Hulk Hogan's "I Want to Be a Hulkamaniac". Chris Gaines (Garth Brooks's "alter ego"). David Hasselhoff. William Shatner. Marky Mark & the Funky Bunch. Kevin Federline. Right Said Fred. Vanilla Ice (both his rap days and his nu-metal reincarnation). New Kids on the Block. Zack Attack. California Dreams (it was basically Saved By the Bell if they were in a band). The Party (the Disney Channel's answer to New Kids on the Block). 1980s charity supergroups. Tiffany's Mall Tour of 1987. Hanson. Prince. The Partridge Family. Debbie Gibson. Abba. Milli Vanilli. Kris Kross. Poison. Every hair band that ever existed. The entire decade of the 1980s as a whole. Wesley Willis. The Kids of Widney High. Wham. John Tesh. R. Kelly's "Trapped In The Closet" series.

Movies:

Here are the movies that are mentioned so often that I think you are required by law to mention them: Taxi Driver, Trainspotting, Natural Born Killers, The Crow, Napoleon Dynamite, American History X, A Clockwork Orange, etc.
Rather than list the movies you are supposed to mention in order to sound cool, I'm going to be the first honest person on Myspace and admit the movies I really love: Gigli. Battlefield Earth. Waterworld. Barb Wire (Pamela Anderson's movie debut). My Little Pony: The Movie. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie. Ernest Saves Christmas. Short Circuit 2. Look Who's Talking Too. Jingle All the Way. Who's That Girl? The Little Mermaid. The Hulk. The Blair Witch Project. The Police Academy series. Howard The Duck. It's Pat: The Movie. The Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation. The Santa Clause. Men In Black. Wild Wild West. The Warriors. Any movie on Lifetime. Sweating to the Oldies. All workout videos in general. Any movie starring Steven Segal, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dolf Lundgren, Madonna, or Eric Roberts.

Television:

Isn't this where you're supposed to be cool and claim that you don't watch TV? When did the greatest invention in the history of mankind become so uncool? Everyone who claims they never or rarely watch TV is a liar. Inevitably I later catch them talking about a TV show, to which I reply, "I thought you never watch TV?" They always seem to have a few "exceptions" they neglected to mention. I'm proud to declare that I am a TV junkie. Here are some of the quality shows that all you "too cool for TV" hipsters are missing out on:
Murder She Wrote. Xena: Warrior Princess. Clarisa Explains It All. Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? Small Wonder (the couple who had a robot daughter, to replace their real daugher who died). Inside the Actors Studio. The XFL. Hollywood Squares. Any show on E!. The last few years of Saturday Night Live. Baywatch. QVC. C-Span. The Weather Channel. The color bars when they do "This station is conducting a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. This is only a test." The 24 hour yule log fireplace on Christmas. The snow on channels that don't come in. The first 5 minutes of a movie that they show on Pay Per View before it turns off and you have to pay to see the rest. And I didn't even get to mentioning any reality shows yet.

Books:

Reading is for losers... wait a minute, the internet is sort of like reading, right? But MTV style, with pictures, sounds, flashing images, flashing half naked images, advertisements, and hyperlinks for short attention spans. From now on I am going to refer to the internet as "extreme reading." It's my phrase, don't rip it off.
Here's some "old school reading" I do: Sweet Valley High. The Baby-sitters Club. Highlights magazine. Choose Your Own Adventure. The Berenstain Bears. Nancy Drew. Where's Waldo? Coloring books. Pop-up books. Books that require 3-D glasses. Tiger Beat. Seventeen. Reader's Digest. The Guinness Book of World Records (did you ever actually "read" that, or just flip through it?). Cigar Aficionado. Charles Darwin (his comedy novels are hilarious, aren't they? Men descending from apes, ha!). Harlequin novels. Especially ones with Fabio on the cover.
I'd also put Harry Potter, except that people wouldn't think it's a joke, since a lot of adults actually do read them for some bizarre reason.

Heroes:

Me.
First runner up: Lando Griffin
Second runner up: Turkmenbashi , the President of Turkmenistan.
Honorable mentions: Pat O'Brien. Chuck Norris. Gary Busey. Max Headroom. The Micro Machines Guy. Crazy Eddie. Knee High P.I. Garden gnomes. Danny Bonaduce. Oprah Winfrey. Gary Coleman. Bobby Brown. Carrot Top. Michael Jackson. Every politician that ever lived. Lucifer. Judas Iscariot. Karl Marx. Saddam Hussein. Kim Jong-Il. Comical Ali. Lynndie England. Johnnie Cochran. Screech. The Naked Cowboy. Guys with mustaches. People who have a Macintosh and feel the need to constantly tell you about how they are so much better than PCs. Rich girls who are ugly but try to cover it up by wearing thousands of dollars worth of designer clothing. Any band that wear T-shirts with their own band's name on them (I know a lot of good bands have done that, but I still need to call them out on that). People who pretend that emo music is good, as well as the entire "It's cool to be uncool" trend which has been reappearing in various forms since the 1980s.

My Blog

92. Why consumers are not going to buy movies on HD-DVD or Blu-Ray

blog number: 92date: 2007.07.09 Why consumers are not going to buy movies on HD-DVD or Blu-Ray By this point you've probably seen the hype in television commercials or store displa...
Posted by Saint Sean on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 10:18:00 PST

91. Saint Sean - The Second Coming (get your mind out of the gutter)

blog number: 91date: 2007.04.23 91. The Resurrection of Saint Sean Heartbroken that your favorite MySpacer had disappeared to that great big social networking site up in the sky? Well, dry those tears...
Posted by Saint Sean on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 06:53:00 PST

PLEASE READ: A message to all of Sean's friends

Hello everyone, This is Sean Sr., Sean's father. With immeasurable despair in my heart, I must inform you all that Sean has passed away. As some of you may already know, he was involved in a seri...
Posted by Saint Sean on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 12:52:00 PST

89. Christmas 2006: Gift cards have now replaced fruitcakes as the worst Christmas gifts

blog number: 89date: 2007.02.05 Sorry for taking so long to write a new blog (over two months!), but I've finally returned from my "sabbatical." I know the holiday season has already come and gone, bu...
Posted by Saint Sean on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:51:00 PST

88. Expressions I hate

blog number: 88date: 2006.11.29 Expressions I hate hooking upThis is one of the phrases I despise the most, because it is incredibly ambiguous. It can range anywhere from simple kissing to full out se...
Posted by Saint Sean on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:31:00 PST

87. Thanksgiving Day 2006 - Discrimination in turkey presidential pardons

blog number: 87date: 2006.11.21 Thanksgiving Day 2006Bias accusations in the turkey presidential pardon selection process President Bush and Fuhrer Turkey shaking hands at the annual G8 conference. (T...
Posted by Saint Sean on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 02:37:00 PST

86. The Brooklyn Bridge Conspiracy Theory

blog number: 86date: 2006.11.15 The Brooklyn Bridge Conspiracy Theory:Why are those two empty police cars always parked on the bridge? For the past year I have noticed that every single time I drive a...
Posted by Saint Sean on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 02:28:00 PST

85. Who gets the most groupies in a rock band?

blog number: 85date: 2006.11.08 Which band member gets the most groupies? What compels a male teenager to decide to join a rock band? Is it to create works of art? To have an outlet to express hi...
Posted by Saint Sean on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 11:24:00 PST

84. Why the Republican Party is so successful

blog number: 84date: 2006.11.07 Election Day 2006Why the Republican Party is the more successful party Today is Election Day in the United States, and political analysts are predicting Democrats are m...
Posted by Saint Sean on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 02:55:00 PST

83. Halloween 2006

blog number: 83date: 2006.11.02 Halloween 2006 Pagan holiday, or just secular consumerism?Some people (mostly Christians, but even some who aren't religious) refuse to celebrate Halloween because they...
Posted by Saint Sean on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 02:47:00 PST