My pick for Minister of Defense, Chuck Norris |
Some of you may wonder what Chuck Norris could possibly know about defense? To this I can only say, "BITCH PLEASE!, Chuck Norris knows everything...Period!" Chuck Norris can make crop circles b...
Posted by Larz Bitchly on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 05:53:00 PST |
Can I get your vote? (part 1) |
After watching as little of both the Republican and Democratic national conventions as I possibly could, one thing rang loud and clear, America has absolutely nothing to root for. Neither of these can...
Posted by Larz Bitchly on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 03:28:00 PST |
Erectile Dysfunction..It`s just not for guys anymore |
Ladies, do you think your man has Erectile dysfunction? Guys, when you goto "dittle" do you bend in the middle? If so, do what I, Larz Bitchly, always do.
First, blame it on the girl, you can always t...
Posted by Larz Bitchly on Thu, 22 May 2008 09:26:00 PST |
Want to help keep Hawaii green? |
It`s a little known fact that Hawaii ran out of living space just before the start of World War Two. The Japs (I use the term foundly) and American goverment hatched a plot to bomb Honolulu thinking t...
Posted by Larz Bitchly on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 03:34:00 PST |
What can I say? |
Besides I was right of course.The Vikings won just enough meaningless games to finish 8-8 and fucked up their only chance to draft a top flight QB in next Aprils NFL draft.After careful review it appe...
Posted by Larz Bitchly on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 04:40:00 PST |
What a real man needs in Hawaii (with pics) |
I was out and about yesterday and decided to take a few pictures around the island of things I think "REAL" men really need in their life to make them truly happy.First of all..real men love to eat, f...
Posted by Larz Bitchly on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 01:05:00 PST |
Things I really hate |
Howdy everyone and thanks for stopping by to see what sort of worthless do-do I`m going to throw out today.By now anyone that`s read my ramblings know that I love everyone and everything. Nothing ever...
Posted by Larz Bitchly on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 11:47:00 PST |
For all my gal pal`s on Myspace |
Howdy folks, I have a lot of great "gal pal`s" out there and I decided to put together a little song and pictures to show ya all just how special you`ll are. Some I`ve rooted and some I hope to i...
Posted by Larz Bitchly on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 06:11:00 PST |
Next Viking game to be blacked out....UNLESS? |
Think Vikings fans will continue to pay to watch this years collection of bumbling buffoons? Think again!Most viewers of their favorite teams care less how the game is televised as long as it is right...
Posted by Larz Bitchly on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 01:58:00 PST |
A wakeup call for Vikings Fans! |
As I write this the debacle is now into the 4th quarter, I think. Why don`t I know? Because the network pulled the game. They said, "were now switching to a more competitive contest." For once I have ...
Posted by Larz Bitchly on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 01:35:00 PST |
