angry chef profile picture

angry chef

is your soul for hire?

About Me

you are 64% Evil Genius. Deceitful & Crazy! Evil courses through your blood. Lies and deceit motivate your evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in your doings. Take the Evil Genius Test @ FualiDotComIf you were to buy me, it would cost you $693,401.52! What are you worth? Find Out Here..
You Are the Swedish Chef
"Bork! Bork! Bork!"
You're happy and energetic - with borderline manic tendencies.
No one really gets you. And frankly, you don't even get you.
But, you sure can whip up a great chocolate mousse The Muppet Personality Test

My Interests

food, cooking, MUSIC, more food, baseball, the yankees. fire island. hockey. caffeine, sushi, ephedra. people who think for themselves (and aren't mean), horses, riding, pretty much all animals, especially dogs and horses, (but not monkeys!), dominoes, darts, pool, (barsports) the beach, the ocean, skiing, snowboarding (even tho i can't), tattoos (mmmm..), piercings, going away, coming home...

I'd like to meet:

your daddy. just kidding. or am i?

I edited my profile with Thomas� Myspace Editor V3.6 !

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

for starters... beastie boys to barry manilow; chili peppers, green day, rage, offspring (leave me alone, they're hilarious!!!) incubus, sublime, sinatra, pearl jam, stevie wonder! almost any classic rock (esp. pink floyd, queen, hendrix, the who, the doors, rush, zeppelin, the police, BOWIE, etc.), chris cornell, deftones, metallica, kiss, henry rollins, steely dan, g/n/r & velvet revolver, alanis morisette, prince, three dog night, the beatles, silly 70's 'have a nice day' cd's, gary jules, donald fagan, trickside, de la soul, o.a.r., modest mouse, tool, robbie robertson, fishbone, collective soul, pray for the soul of betty, jack johnson, soundgarden, the clash, nirvana, underdog, faith no more, depeche mode, old school disco, no doubt, rob zombie (must be in the mood, tho), outkast, foo fighters, jane's, korn, audioslave, kid rock (i know i know shut up!) radiohead, tool, system, almost anything loud and/or angry, ... so much more.. too much to type.

Movies:

hmm... breakfast at tiffany's, better off dead, 2 days in the valley, pride of the yankees, north by northwest, a clockwork orange, dogma, goodfellas, boondock saints, heathers, trainspotting, monsters inc., clerks, absolutely anything by tim burton (even monkeybone), chicago, rushmore, lord of the rings (all 3), nightmare on elm street (1), orange county, finding nemo, say anything, pirates of the carribean, friday, all that jazz, the big lebowski, jay & silent bob strike back, (minus the monkey parts), slums of beverly hills, moulin rouge, fantasia, kill bill, raiders of the lost ark (all 3), a life less ordinary, natural born killers, empire of the sun, silence of the lambs, willy wonka, DONNIE DARKO!, lilo & stitch, dazed & confused, blues brothers (best car chase scene EVER!), swingers, trading places, slapshot (1st i ever owned), boogie nights, dr. doolittle, what dreams may come (i can't explain it either), pulp fiction, toy story, 6th sense, scooby doo, fight club, die hard (1), true romance, anything with adam sandler (except the waterboy), any monty python, the usual suspects, godfather 1 & 2 (eff 3!) the cook the thief his wife & her lover, delicatessen, welcome to the dollhouse, million dollar baby, resevoir dogs, a fish called wanda, willow, the goonies, the birdcage, angel heart, 6 1/2 weeks, anything with ben stiller, adventures in babysitting, 7, yada yada yada...

Television:

this is the part where you're supposed to say that you don't watch tv, right? that it's cheesy, demoralizing, maybe depressing to the spirit? i'm a screen junkie. bring it on!!!buffy, sex & the city, csi, the simpsons, anything on animal planet except animal cops, rescue me, south park, 6 feet under, the daily show, the young ones, nip/tuck! grey's anatomy, curb your enthusiasm, kids in the hall (chicken lady!), blackadder, the sopranos, jackass/viva la bam, etc., abfab, chapelle's show, drawn together! ren & stimpy, old school cartoons, new cartoons- rocco's modern life, aqua teen hunger force, angry beavers, the oblongs, spongebob; hate to admit it but ok, family guy & king of the hill.

Books:

atlas shrugged, anything by tom robbins (especially skinny legs & all), all of the harry potters, filthy, anything by tom wolfe, wally lamb, thomas berger, thomas irvine, chuck pahlaniuk, john irving, ditto steinbeck, kurt vonnegut, amy tan, & gregory maguire, hitchhiker's guides, dr. suess, stupid murder mystery novels, the mists of avalon, go ask alice, anything by anthony bourdain, any good cookbook, almost anything by jay mcinery...

Heroes:

my niece. my mom. my best friend and anyone else who can put up with my shit for any great length of time.

My Blog

first!

what's the deal with everyone knocking each other out of the way (so to speak) to leave the first comment on a blog? i accomplished this tonight without realizing it, and i actually got a little excit...
Posted by angry chef on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 12:04:00 PST

for pizzapussysanta

Just a survey, but sometimes I'm clever. The longest survey you'll ever fill out! Do the world a favor - fill it out and post it for all your friends.. Do this because the person who did this didn't s...
Posted by angry chef on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 01:59:00 PST

dear lord!!

is ANYONE else up now? is there anyone to keep me company?? man, insommnia sucks.
Posted by angry chef on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 02:16:00 PST

what does it take?

seriously, what does it take? please, someone tell me.
Posted by angry chef on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 07:43:00 PST

when bad things happen to good condiments...

so i go to open a container of light sour cream... it's been in the fridge for awhile, i grant you. but, did anyone else out there ever see pink sour cream? sort of a soft rose color? it was very bad....
Posted by angry chef on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 04:53:00 PST

must... sleep.... someday soon.

insommnia is possibly one of the worse afflictions to hit modern man. ok, ok. it's not a disease, it's (probably) not life-threatening, unless you're around me for the first few hours after i get up. ...
Posted by angry chef on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 10:24:00 PST

make fun of me, part 2

alright. so i wear the stupid patch like i'm supposed to. i check in with work and everyone's all aargh and 'ay matey'. it looks rediculous, and i keep bumping into stuff. i'm dumping the damn patch. ...
Posted by angry chef on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 07:40:00 PST

for anyone looking for a reason to make fun of me...

k, i went to the eye doctor today.. apparantly i have some conjunctivitus-type thing. i got drops that made me very nauseous. that was not the worst part. for the next two days, i get to sport a very...
Posted by angry chef on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 12:09:00 PST

a simple blog

this morning, i sat on the deck of my best friend's house at the beach. having a cigarette, cup of tea, watching the ocean, etc. suddenly there was a huge flock of birds, circling around above the hou...
Posted by angry chef on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 07:36:00 PST

jenny is.... (this is addictive!)

ok, so you go to google and you type in "jenny (or whatever your name is) is" and you get all these really fun listings. there are still about 127 pages i haven't gone thru yet. try it, it's fun, and ...
Posted by angry chef on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST