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Honey Vizer

Amazing Space Reptile Sings Mammal Style

About Me

Piles of mp3’s and info at www.honeyvizer.com ... go see.

Honey Vizer is noted for her excellent scores on standardized tests. But that’s not all.

Honey Vizer is also remarkable for her bizarre physiology. For instance, scientists have proved that her skeleton is composed of space cartilage rather than bone, strongly suggesting that she is partially of space shark origin. Her forearms are completely detachable, indicating possible Lego ancestry, though it is a big hassle to get them reconnected properly.

Experts still debate the origin and purpose of the laser eye and taser toe functions, but they agree on one thing: there’s definitely some reptoid going on.

I DON’T THINK THERE IS ANY POINT IN ARGUING ABOUT IT.

There are more Honey Vizer mp3’s available for free download and/or listening action at:

www.honeyvizer.com - where the cool people go so that the cooler people think they’re cool.




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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/29/2005
Band Website: honeyvizer.com
Band Members:

Honey Vizer: singing, yelling, guitars, accordion, banjo, autoharp, occasional borrowed theremin attempts, curses, graphic design, accounting, animal husbandry, paying the rent, cooking, cleaning, putting things in alphabetical order, makeup, hairdressing, costumes, doing the laundry, proofreading, copyediting, recording, photography, illustration, security, communications, laser maintenance, troubleshooting, web non-design, research, first aid, counseling, entertainment, defense, elegance, and charm.


Influences: Nora the piano-playing cat, Dead Milkmen, Janis Martin, Boswell Sisters, Wristrockets, Ella Fitzgerald, Julie Andrews, Clash 1st record, Metallica "Kill 'Em All," classic rock radio in general, Steppenwolf, Motorhead, Causey Way, Shelley Thunder, Bitches With Problems, Bach via Mom, Horseflies, Ashkenazi & Sephardic liturgy, Danzig, being treated like an embarrassment, Kitty Wells, Joe Buck, Hank Williams 1 & 3, Operation Re-Information, Spore Cloud From Planet M-67, Wizard Master, Dad Horse, Betty Blowtorch, Mudhoney, Nirvana, Slayer, Spinal Tap, Weird Al, Hobart Smith, Ralph Stanley, Hazel Dickens, Bill Monroe, Betty Blowtorch, Grace Jones, Richmond Fontaine, Grateful Dead, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Talking Heads, Timbuk 3, Rolling Stones, Jerry Lee Lewis, Bing Crosby, Elvis, Sinatra, "Baby Pop" French girlie comp, Electric Prunes, 13th Floor Elevators, Roky, the Fuse!, "Women of Rembetica/Women of Istanbul" comps, Zeke, Snakes 'n' Barrels, Chicken Chokers, Mummy the Peepshow, Titan Go-Kings, Hang on the Box, the Stalin, Oblivians, Webb Pierce, Guitar Wolf, Carter Family, Gillian Welch, Jucifer, Ernest Tubb, Tammy Wynette, Loretta Lynn, Roger Miller, George Jones, Bob Dylan, Bob Wills, Kathleen Hanna, Joan Jett, Meat Puppets, Pogues, "Mandolin Abstractions", Helltrout, Jan and Dean, Petty Booka, New Pants, Wristrockets, Peelander-Z, the Stalin, the Byrds, Dethklok, Deslock, Desler, Satan, Malificent, the Wicked Witch of the West, sharks, humanoid reptiles, clouds, 9th Life, New York Dolls, Queen Ida, Orlan of OR, Armand Mednick, otherworldly voices, "Perfume Set to Music", Godzilla, Space Giants, "Cambodian Rocks" comp, Stereolab, Glenn Miller, Adam Ant, Ginger Rogers, Josephine Baker, Laurie Anderson, Bongwater, Eugene Chadbourne, Najat Aatabou, Oum Kalthoum, Bulgarian women's choirs, Värttinä, "Lords of Chaos" book, Crass, El Vez, Television, Rampal, Philadelphia Orchestra, Bob Dylan, Samira Tewfiq, Ruth Brown, Gene Marshall, Madra Lord, Hedy Lamarr, Madeleine L'Engle, Lovecraft, Ray Bradbury, Poe, Mignola, Joann Sfar, Dame Darcy, Pete Bagge, Gahan Wilson, Art Spiegelman, Maywa Denki, Andrews Sisters, King Sisters, Busby Berkeley film songs, Hammer films, Timothy Hull, Toho pseudo-Hammer vampire films, Young Ones, Star Blazers, SCTV, Mae West, Janis Joplin, first version of AD&D Monster Manual, Jerusalem street singers, Western Pennsylvania Bluegrass Festival 1989, Lawrence Welk show, Tennessee Ernie Ford, Dale Hawkins, Devo, Bye Bye Birdie, Birdie the Cat, old Disney, ghosts, cults, Jerusalem, felafel, shwarma, cheesesteaks, hoagies, sunbeams, charcoal grills, Delacroix, Durer, Leger, Bosch, medieval European church art, Vikings, Sesame Street, Land of the Lost, V, Battlestar Galactica, Young Ones, a tape of bovine DNA transcribed into electronic sounds that I got in elementary school, "Disco Duck", "King Tut", "Free to Be You and Me", a 7" of train sounds from the Strasbourg railroad in PA, failure, religion, work, depression, rejection, disappointment, ugliness, intelligence, human interaction, family, disorders, death, evil, pollution, bad tattoos, entertainment industry, going to the laundromat, sounds made by cats, so on and so forth. Did I mention Tron? Definitely Tron.Mostly: The Dead Milkmen.
Sounds Like:

Not like any of the above. More like Honey Vizer on an off day.


Type of Label: None

My Blog

www.lizardgirl.etsy.com - shrinkydinks for sale!

I'm making shrinkydink jewelry and selling it at my new Etsy shop. Please visit http://www.lizardgirl.etsy.com - I'm lizardgirl, of course. I take custom orders too....
Posted by Honey Vizer on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:22:00 PST

New Song "Idiotically"

New song "Idiotically, I Still Miss You" written and recorded and posted tonight. One track and one take so don’t expect anything fancy. It is a sad nonfiction song for CDE of Michigan. Gosh, pe...
Posted by Honey Vizer on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:31:00 PST

2 new instant folk songs up: "Thistle" and "Wish We Could Go To the Moon."

Here’s 2 new instant nonrock songs for you. Made up and recorded real fast without trying too hard; 1 take. If it is lame, that is why. But I don’t think music should always have to be li...
Posted by Honey Vizer on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:22:00 PST

no attacking Iran

just saying.
Posted by Honey Vizer on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 01:44:00 PST

A trip down memory lane, and also last week.

Just for variety, I've temporarily put up some vintage turn-of-the-century Honey Vizer live recordings for you.You will find four special limited-edition live recordings plus that one brand new song I...
Posted by Honey Vizer on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 01:41:00 PST

"Hardscrabble" song at honeyvizer.com

Just made a new song and put it at honeyvizer.com. You can play it right now by clicking THIS LINK, and you may even download it if you like, by clicking that link and opting to SAVE LINK AS.It's call...
Posted by Honey Vizer on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:28:00 PST

New songs at www.honeyvizer.com and here!

New songs up here and at www.honeyvizer.com. Lovingly handcrafted all by myself. xxooHoney
Posted by Honey Vizer on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:23:00 PST

huge pile of Honey Vizer mp3's posted at honeyvizer.com

Good news!There are approx. one million billion Honey Vizer mp3's newly posted at www.honeyvizer.com, including my new cover of "House of Gold" by Hank Williams (which I have properly licensed for dig...
Posted by Honey Vizer on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 03:03:00 PST

IÄ! MELI CHLORON!

IÄ! MELI CHLORON! I am 34 years old and did not know this: There is a toxic psychoactive sort of honey called "Mad Honey," also known as "Green Honey" and "Crazy Honey." I am delighted. Also, I like M...
Posted by Honey Vizer on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 06:27:00 PST

Sorry............. I'm back.

I got pissed at my all-around stagnancy and deleted this account. Then, this evening, I figured I should put it all back up again. So no, I did not decide I did not want you to be my myspace frie...
Posted by Honey Vizer on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 01:10:00 PST