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About Me

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Well, what can I say? I'm a barn. I house livestock, farming equipment, tools, cousins who sneak away for a little hanky panky after drinking too much at the family ho down. Not too exciting, but by no means boring. You may notice that I am not the same color as any of my relatives. Barns do not care about the color of our paint, but only the content of our storage facilities. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the sounds of Sonic Youth, Rhea's Obsession, MSI, or whatever I happen to have up. You'd be suprised at how much barns love this type of music.The owner of this barn is some dork who talks to people stuck in elevators for a living. Well, not forever, but for now it's treating him well. Despite his farming ways, school is again on his horizon and he may eventually be sticking feeding you pain medicine and giving you catheters. Hope you enjoy it! He also lives to make you laugh. Occasionally it works. For your enjoyment, he's made a movie starring his cousin Earl and lifelong friend Joe.Don't send a lame Starring You! eCard . Try JibJab Sendables !He's also a religious man, but not in the way most are, if that makes any sense. He thinks most people completely miss the point. And while his life may be strict, he does not wish to impose that on you, so fear not. The song Sophia by the Cruxshadows is far more Christian than any song he's ever heard on a Christian radio station, so perhaps that might help you understand. It's both sad and funny. They aren't a Christian band or anything, but they get it, and most people who claim to be religious don't. I sure am glad I'm a barn! Barn's don't have brains to think with so it doesn't matter anyways.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Amish. A very kind and gentle people. I made this myspace page in the hopes of finding them. My owner mostly uses this to keep in touch with friends, but is always open to meeting new and exciting people. He'll do his best to keep you entertained!

My Blog

Alcohol and touch

What is it about alcohol that just makes you want to, almost need to be touched? I'm not even saying anything sexual. Just, every muscle in my body aches to have even the slightest touch and preasure ...
Posted by on Sat, 23 May 2009 02:16:00 GMT

Goals

OK, as some of you know, I recently had to sell all of my guitars because of some things that had happened. Well, that really sucks. Two of them I've had my entire adult life (The two guitars I had in...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 22:10:00 GMT

Computer part sillyness

Now that I've finally decided to do almost everything financial online, I figured I should start taking the art of backing up data seriously. Oh, I tell everyone else to, and have for years, but that'...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Jan 2009 08:01:00 GMT

Musical Survey

Now, normally I wouldn't post a blog that's also a bulletin, but it took too much work, so here it is... plus edits I made since I couldn't preview for the bulletin. Disclaimer: Most of my music colle...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:19:00 GMT

Broken Car Poetry

Look upon my carSee how my tire's crooked?Expensive repair.You had the kindnessTo break in a parking lot'Stead of the turnpike.Now I considerThe purchase of something newWhere is the money? Hey my Lum...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:42:00 GMT

Oops, wrong house

http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=76939& ;catid=158MONTGOMERY VILLAGE, Md. (WUSA) -- Bob and Joanne Breiner returned to their Montgomery Village home on September 27th to find a dru...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 14:34:00 GMT

Anyone need a monitor?

OK so I have an old 22 inch monitor. It's a CRT, not an LCD, so the thing is huge and probably weighs a good 800 pounds or so. I'm giving it away to a good home. I haven't used it in about two years, ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 18:32:00 GMT

The things that shouldn’t be

Such an ominous title huh? Actually, it's just something silly that's typical of my life that I thought I should share with you all. I got a bill in the mail today from my Best Buy ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 04:37:00 GMT

Screw you Nintendo!

OK, so as many of you know, my Wii has been down for a few months now. Oh, Nintendo promised to cover the repairs AND they paid for shipping, but I just haven't gotten out to UPS to...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 00:36:00 GMT

Opening and closing my page for you! Yes you.

OK, probably not you, since I don't know who you are. Well, publiclly I don't, but trust me.... I still know. I can feel you reading my words. I will haunt your dreams tonight. ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 20:01:00 GMT