do androids dream of electric sleep? |
her name was Garmin. she came into my life in a roundabout way,being an employee of the lovely Lina on a temporary basis. she was also an electronic thorn in my side for a five day period of una...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 07:51:00 GMT |
sharp-dressed man pt.3 |
shamus woke up and looked around.he was cuffed to a water heater in a dank,cold basement.he then noticed will karp standing over him brandishing a chainsaw.karp grinned and spit a luger at the supine ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 04:20:00 GMT |
sharp-dressed man pt.2 |
shamus thought to himself,"even a jumped-up old asscrack like harry gursky doesnt deserve this"he ambled over to the phone and called the ambulance and fire department.after completing the calls,he he...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 08:48:00 GMT |
every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man................. |
"they just dont make clothes the way they used to"mused mike shamus,private eye.having sustained an evil-looking rip in his best dress shirt during the aborted nuptials of the late sam dorito,shamus h...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 06:31:00 GMT |
wedding bells pt.3 |
slipping behind the wheel of his WELL-WORN HEARSe,shamus thought aboutbacking over the inert corpse,but decided that enough was enough.the chauffeurs outside the smoking ruins didnt agree,however.hopp...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 01:09:00 GMT |
wedding bells pt.II |
shamus decided to rush the back door,so he picked up the cistern and used it as a shield.he moved past the pipe organ,whose keys were pounding out a strident march as stray rounds hit them.as he reach...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 13:54:00 GMT |
wedding bells are breaking up that old gang of mine....... |
breaking up the wedding of sam "the scam"dorito was probably not the smartest thing to do,but nobody ever credited mike shamus,private eye,with having much common sense.the blushing bride and groom we...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 04:30:00 GMT |
