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Hey, how many governments have YOU overthrown?I was born on May 14, 1928 (though my birth certificate was falsified to state taht I was born in June). I grew up the son of an intelligent woman with a fairly sizeable inheritance, and a man with a pension for growing a form of tea. I initially became inspired by the loss of the Spanish to Fascist Franco, and after attending medical school, and touring South America by motorcycle, I authored the book, the Motorcycle Diaries and realized my calling: the liberation of Latin American people from the hands of Capitalism. Before my death, I would assist Fidel Castro in overthrowing Batiste's Cuba (afterwards, I authored Guerilla Warfare and Memoirs of the Sierra Maestra), I attempted and fought in revolutions in Africa and South America. I was killed by Bolivian soldiers in Bolivia in October 1967 and my corpse was tossed into a mass grave. Many of you teenyboppers know my face because I was on a RageAgainstTheMachine tshirt. While I appreciate the sentiment and...even beyond the grave, I find humor in the fact that thousands of middle to upper class American adolescents have visited malls and Best Buys the continent over donning a shirt with my image on the front (Irony at its finest), maybe some of you idiot frat boys should learn about what I stood for and what my legacy should serve to teach.