The Silmarillion in 1000 words |
AINULINDALE: ILUVATAR: Ahem. AINUR: Wow! Existence! ILUVATAR: *blows pitch pipe* LA! AINUR: LA LA LA! ILUVATAR: LA LA! AINUR: LA LA! MELKOR: This sucks. BUM BUM BA DUM! AINUR: Um. . . la? ILUVATAR: Ah...
Posted by TON Pumper Snail on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:34:00 PST |
HOW TO BECOME A STAR... |
accidentally :Dok. situation: my office, today. my boss was supposed to give an interview to a TV station that covers the province i live in. he got drunk as shit, so he wasn't able to talk to them. i...
Posted by TON Pumper Snail on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 08:30:00 PST |
THE INVITATION |
It doesn't interest me what you do for a living.I want to know what you ache forand if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing.It doesn't interest me how old you are.I want to know if you wi...
Posted by TON Pumper Snail on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 02:59:00 PST |
Snapping. |
i feel as if my entire body was trembling. every cell of it. long row of failures, disappointments, apathy, lethargy. i'm old enough not to expect anything good from people, and i try to do things for...
Posted by TON Pumper Snail on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 06:16:00 PST |
TAG BLOG |
.> ..>TAG!Here's how you play: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. Don't forget to...
Posted by TON Pumper Snail on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 02:54:00 PST |
PERCEPTION. RELATIVITY. |
one hair on your head = too little.one hair in your soup = too much.WELL MAKE UP UR MIND GODDAMIT! IT'S THE SAME HAIR!
Posted by TON Pumper Snail on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 01:34:00 PST |
The Pythagorean Symbols or Maxims |
The Pythagorean Symbols or Maxims1. Go Not Beyond The Balance. 2. Sit Not Down On The Bushel. 3. Tear Not To Pieces The Crown. 4. Eat Not The Heart. 5. Do Not Poke The Fire With A Sword. 6. Havin...
Posted by TON Pumper Snail on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 02:51:00 PST |
RIP John Holsinger |
My dear friend John 'Holeshot' Holsinger passed away on July 3rd 2007. He would have turned 33 on July 30th.This is a part of what he did:Holsinger - ArtJohnny HoleshotHolsinger PhotographyCatch you l...
Posted by TON Pumper Snail on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 09:14:00 PST |
THERE'S SOME THINGS THAT ARE WORSE THAN DEATH |
and one of them is YOU.go figure.
Posted by TON Pumper Snail on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:39:00 PST |
PAST. |
so, they say that one should learn from the past. which is ok. i try to do that. but how does one learn from the past and forget the past at the same time? suggestions?
Posted by TON Pumper Snail on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:20:00 PST |
