approach love and cooking with reckless abandon...
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I’m just a guy. An oxymoron named Lucky Davis. A walking contradiction. Battling demons while I drink beer and smoke weed and jerk off all over myself in the process. I don’t know the key to success, but I know the key to failure. I don’t have the answers but I’ll google them for you. If I’m not feeling lazy.
Relax. Inhale. Enjoy.
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"The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit."
~ W. Somerset Maugham
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"I live my life as I deem appropriate and fitting; I offer no apologies, no explanations."
~ Aaron Burr
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.....BEGIN CHEESY ADVERTISEMENT.....
My good friend Kranium is in the T-Shirt selling business. Actually, it's more than just T-Shirts, there are thongs, boxer shorts, hats, buttons, magnets, stickers, even teddy bears for pete's sake... the list goes on and on. To be honest with you, I think his stuff is pretty fucking clever. I own quite a few of his items and I think you should too. And to help him out I will periodically spotlight one of his designs. To see the full collection, visit his myspace page by clicking on the link below: Designs by Kranium
design of the week:
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It ain't gonna lick itself... but wouldn't it be nice if it could?
And everyone should buy this Shirt...
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"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, insanity, reckless behavior, sexual deviance, wander lust and a complete lack of concern for the future to anyone... but in my case its worked."
~ Hunter S. Thompson
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What Rejected Crayon Are You?
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"Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals; and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially, do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as perennial as the grass. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should. Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your soul. With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy."
~ Max Ehrmann
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