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mr. horrible

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About Me

I was about 12 when I happened into the neighboring town of Scrooby. A church service was in progress, which astonished me by its fellowship and its lack of ritual. Time and again I returned, drawn to the congregations fervor for reform. By the age of 17 I was a fully committed member, sharing the radical idea of separating from the official Church of England - a dangerous decision, for Separatist leaders were hunted and imprisoned.
In search of new challenges and the big bucks, I entered the service of the Duke of Milan, abandoning my first commission in Florence, "The Adoration of the Magi." I spent 17 years in Milan, leaving only after Duke Ludovico Sforza's fall from power. It was during these years that I hit my stride, reaching new heights of scientific and artistic achievement.
Anxious to combine the themes of personal transformation found in the works of Arthur Rimbaud with the politics of Karl Marx, I joined the French Communist Party in 1927, from which I was expelled in 1933. During this time, I survived mostly off the sale of paintings from my art gallery.
In 1933 I appeared in several of the Lone Star westerns featuring young John Wayne, alternating between heavies and comedy roles. Wayne is among the many cowboy stars who credited me with giving them valuable acting tips in their formative days.
My Russian language proficiency was described by all the Russian witnesses as borderline coherent, but Russians in general are highly critical when characterizing linguistic abilities. Russians who encountered me when I first arrived in Moscow unanimously recalled that my Russian was incoherent beyond basic phrases such as, "I need a fork."
In 1964, I ran and was elected to the New York State Legislature. I then ran as the Democratic candidate for New York's 12th District congressional seat and was elected to the House of Representatives in 1968. I defeated Republican candidate James Farmer, to become the first African American woman elected to Congress.
During my short speed skating career, I won three World Allround Championships and four World Sprint Championships. I three times broke the 1,000 metres world record, twice in the 3,000 metres, and once each in the 1,500 metres and 10,000 metres, and I broke the points world record in both allround and the sprinting distances. I finished my speed skating career by finishing second behind Hilbert van der Duim at the 1980 World Allround Championships in Heerenveen.
Near the end of 2002, I was the first celebrity to get Punk'd by Ashton Kutcher. Also, I became the first celebrity and the first victim to appear on the show more than twice. During my first appearance, Ashton Kutcher's crew members, disguised as IRS authorities, seized my properties in Los Angeles, California, Orlando, Florida, and Memphis, Tennessee, because I did not pay more than $900,000 in back taxes. Three episodes later, I set up singer Kelly Osbourne, as a revenge for being laughed at by her during the 2003 American Music Awards. I have also appeared on Saturday Night Live, where I spoofed Ashton Kutcher and Punk'd by tricking rapper 50 Cent, played by Finness Mitchell.
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My Interests

The war on happiness

punching puppets

deconstruction

time travel

nag champa

pomegranate juice

karaoke

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I'd like to meet:



Music:

punk, jazz, polka

Movies:

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Television:

Ugly Betty, Two-a-Days, The Daily Show, Countdown With Keith Olberman, The Colbert Report, Millionaire

Books:

Andre Breton, William S. Burroughs, Don DeLillo, Philip Lamantia, d. a. levy, Chuck Palahniuk, Thomas Pynchon, Tom Robbins, David Foster Wallace

Heroes:



My Blog

An Open Letter To My Television Set

Dear Television Set,As much as I love you  sometimes  I think it's best to just go ahead and tell you that I've come to believe that you're a liberal. As a matter of fact, you might be one of those...
Posted by mr. horrible on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 09:10:00 PST

The Week In Review

people who type in all lowercase letters and dont use punctuation are just lazy if you ask me lolI underwent months of therapy after seeing Janet Jackson's "wardrobe malfunction" at the halftime of th...
Posted by mr. horrible on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 09:48:00 PST

Preface To The Philosophy of Mr. Horrible

children should beobsceneand notabsurd...
Posted by mr. horrible on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 05:50:00 PST

Tag

I've been tagged by Keld. According to him, "The rules are: Once you have been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose ...
Posted by mr. horrible on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 06:52:00 PST

Gloomy New Life

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Posted by mr. horrible on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 06:16:00 PST

What It's Like Living In Columbia

Men's Health magazine recently named Columbia as the city with the worst drivers in the country. "Ever watched a demolition derby?" the article asked. "Spend a day in Columbia, South Carolina. (And w...
Posted by mr. horrible on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 10:20:00 PST

Growing Up Growing Old Going Away Dying, Part II

So I'd come roaring back to consciousness as if on a rollercoaster exploding out of a tunnel. The paramedics arrived and checked me out. Everything was normal. They were puzzled, but they said it w...
Posted by mr. horrible on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 06:50:00 PST

Growing Up Growing Old Going Away Dying

Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details. - Andy WarholAbout a month ago, I went to lunch on a Sunday with three friends...
Posted by mr. horrible on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:46:00 PST

Let Us Now Praise Famous Cavemen

On that Geico commercial when the Geico guy takes the cavemen out to dinner to apologize for saying, "It's so easy, a caveman could do it," and he didn't know that the sound guys were actually cavemen...
Posted by mr. horrible on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 11:23:00 PST