Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Dark heart
Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Dark heart
GAY SATAN'S INTERESTS..............................Yard selling, impaling, knitting, naked Twister, watching my soaps, causing natural disasters, skateboarding, polluting, rollerblading, human sacrafice, baseball, dismemberment, snowboarding, exicutions, jogging, war, watching dogs play poker, pestulence, square dancing, plauges, playing bridge, disembowling Republicans, shopping online, raping and pillaging, lounging on the beach, listening to Rush Limbaugh, and watching Fox News. ............................................................ ..............HEY, AREN'T THOSE DORTHY'S SHOES?..................................................... .....................
WANT A PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH SATAN? TOM HAS NOW MADE IT POSSIBLE, BY BRING MYSPACE DOWN INTO THE DEPTS OF HELL.......... HERE YOU ARE ALL WELCOME. SATAN DOES NOT DESCRIMINATE. I AM NOT THE PUNY, MORTAL POPE...................................I DO NOT REQUIRE THAT YOU TALK TO ME THROUGH PIMP PRIEST AND MINISTERS LIKE MY COUNTERPART WHO LIVES UP ABOVE. YOU MAY TALK TO ME DIRECTLY USING MYSPACE............................
If I tell you to go to hell, it's not a bad thing. I'm just inviting you to come by for some hot times.
Don't ask to trade pics, as mine would burn out your hard drive. One look at my massive penis and your head would explode. OMEHAHAHAHA..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
Tell Me About Yourself - The Survey
Name:: GAY SATAN
Birthday:: NOT SURE
Birthplace:: HEAVEN
Current Location:: HELL AND L.A., WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
Eye Color:: BLACK
Hair Color:: RED
Height:: 8/11
Right Handed Or Left Handed:: YES
Your Heritage:: HOLY
The Shoes You Wore Today:: HOOFS, CLOVEN
Your Weakness:: CHICK FLICKS, THEY MAKE ME CRY, EVERY TIME
Your Fears:: TO LIVE UNLOVED
Your Perfect Pizza:: BURNED
Goals You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: REMOVE THE BOAT I BUILT IN MY BASEMENT
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger:: GO TO HELL, LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up:: DON'T SLEEP
Your Best Physical Feature:: HORNS AND TAIL
Your Bedtime:: THE END OF THE WORLD
Your Most Missed Memory:: HIROSHIMA
Pepsi Or Coke:: 151 RUM
McDonalds Or Burger King:: DEPENDS ON HOW CUTE THE SERVERS ARE
Single Or Group Dates:: GROUPS
Lipton Ice Tea Or Nestea:: HOT TEA, EARL GREY
Chocolate Or Vanilla:: YES
Cappucino Or Coffee:: CAPPUCHINO
Do You Smoke:: OK, NOW THAT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU THINK?
Do You Swear:: ALWAYS
Do You Sing:: OPERA
Do You Shower Daily:: NEVER, I BURN OFF THE DIRT
Have You Been In Love:: I LOVE EVERYONE OF YOU
Do You Want To Go To College:: TAUGHT IN SEVERAL, REMEMBER ME?
Do You Want To Get Married:: WHY?
Do You Believe In Yourself:: OF COURSE
Do You Get Motion Sickness:: HARDLY
Do You Think You Are Attractive:: OH, YES, VERY MUCH SO
Are You A Health Freak:: I AM IMMORTAL
Do You Get Along With Your Parents:: WE AGREE TO DISAGREE
Do You Like Thunderstorms:: WELL, DUH!
Do You Play An Instrument:: RAMS HORN AND SKIN FLUTE
In The Past Month Have You Drank Alcohol:: YES, FURMENTED GOATS BLOOD
In The Past Month Have You Smoked:: AGAIN WITH THE SMOKING QUESTION, HELL YES
In The Past Month Have You Been On Drugs:: NEVER, DON'T NEED THEM
In The Past Month Have You Gone On A Date:: IF DATE IS A POLITE WORD FOR FUCK, YES
In The Past Month Have You Gone To The Mall:: YES, I INVENTED MALLS
In The Past Month Have You Eaten A Box Of Oreos:: HELL, NO
In The Past Month Have You Eaten Sushi:: YES
In The Past Month Have You Been On Stage:: YES, SEVERAL TIMES IN VEGAS
In The Past Month Have You Been Dumped:: THEY WOULD NOT DARE
In The Past Month Have You Gone Skinny Dipping:: IN HOT LAVA
In The Past Month Have You Stolen Anything:: MORE SOULES THAN I CAN COUNT
Ever Been Drunk:: YES, WITH POWER AND LUST
Ever Been Called A Tease:: YEA, TEE HE
Ever Been Beaten Up:: LOL, "NOT" LOL
Ever Shoplifted:: NO
How Do You Want To Die:: IN BORDOM FROM DOING A STUPID SURVEY WHICH I ALSO INVENTED
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up:: THE BOSS
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit:: NEW IRAQ
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Rev. Billy C. Wirtz, Richard Cheese, The Doors, Meatloaf, all the bands and musicians on my friends list ............................................................ ................ ............................................................ ........ ............................................. ............... THE REAL ANN COULTER
Chick flicks and Disney............... ............................................................ ... ............................................................ ................. PEEKABOO, GUESS WHO? .....SADAM'S CAT..... THE REAL G.W. BUSH
Fox NEWS, The Price Is Right, Bewitched reruns. ............................................................ . ............................................................ .......... WWW.ADOPT A SATANICBABY.COM
Bible, Jeffery Dahmer Cook Book, Books by Rush Limbough and Ann Coulter, Remodeling With Brimstone, Dante's Inferno For Dummies, and anything by Steven King.................................................. ............................................................ ..
Me, Tom, Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush, Charles Manson, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfelt, Jessy Helms, Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, Rush Limbaugh, Sadam, Osama, Rupert Murdoch, Fred Phelps, Hitler, Tojo, Idi Amin, Thomas de Torquemada, Gengus Khan, and my list keeps growing.ALL HAIL GAY SATAN................................................ ............................................. ............................................................ .. ...........................................................