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JB

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About Me

HOW AM I NOT MYSELF?

My Interests

sleeping, reading, listening to podcasts, making it, watching movies from netflix, riding my bike, eating organic vegan food, watching documentaries that teach you things, MJG, abstaining from things, killing time.
Vegan Lunch Box

I'd like to meet:

People who can pronounce Vegenaise correctly. Someone from Madagascar.
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Music:

Making the list this much shorter: Ace Of Base, Alpha Blondy, America, Bach, The Beatles, Cake, The Cars, Cave In, CCR, Cecil Taylor, Charles Mingus, David Bowie, Dead Prez, The Decemberists, Dixie Chicks, Erykah Badu, Frank Sinatra, Grand Buffet, Johnny Cash, Led Zeppelin, Ludwig Von Beethoven, Mac Lethal, Matson Jones, Miles Davis, The Misfits, Of Montreal, Operation Ivy, Outkast, Pink Floyd, The Postal Service, Queen, Rage Against the Machine, Sage Francis, Snoop Dogg, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Tenacious D, Tool, Weezer, Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

Movies:

Stephen Colbert vs. Star Wars Kid



A mashup in which Stephen Colbert fights the Star Wars kid. Using the July 10 episode of "The Colbert Report" and the legendary viral video of the light-saber wielding kid. Kingpin, Dumb and Dumber, 10 Things I Hate About You, Office Space, Strange Brew, Donnie Darko, Detroit Rock City, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, Big Lebowski, Kill Bill, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, American History X, I ♥ Huckabees, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Saved!, Trainspotting, Liar Liar, BioDome, Mars Attacks, Bongwater, Saving Silverman, Orange County, Run Ronnie Run!, Melvin goes to Dinner, Really Wild Animals series, Fast Food Nation, Life of Mammals and Birds, and Life in the undergrowth, Blue Planet, Planet Earth, DOCUMENTARIES!.

Television:

TV is Les Mis

Books:

Ishmael, My Ishmael, Perks of being a wallflower, How We Believe: Science, Skepticism, and the Search For God, Naked Ape, Welcome to the Machine, The China Study, John Robbins' books, Douglas Adams' books, 1984 and other dystopian lit, Vegan literature, Zines, & Newspapers like the Toilet Paper(Newspeak). I'm always reading a new book.

Heroes:

Jack Black, Dustin Diamond, Steven Hawking, your mom.

My Blog

Political shite.

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Posted by JB on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 07:29:00 PST

On my mind

It is of most dire importance and imperative nature that I convey my thoughts. I conjure thoughts in my daily routine, but fail to espouse them due to time constraints and the lack of an expressional...
Posted by JB on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 04:31:00 PST

Randomy-tandomy

...Listen, you make a lot of noise, and thus would be first to get picked off if we were in the jungle. Hey, more power to ya. However, we are in the QUIET room in the fucking library, and people go...
Posted by JB on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:45:00 PST

Super long survey!

..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE>Really Long Survey (over 200)What is your name?:Jables Are you named after anyone?:Sir John Lennon's child. What's your screename?:BadassJB Would you name a child of you...
Posted by JB on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 02:44:00 PST

FUCK YOU (Revised)

Fuck McDonald's, Fuck Meat, Fuck Beef, Fuck Pork, Fuck Poultry, Fuck Venison, Fuck Lamb, Fuck Eggs, Fuck Cow's Milk, Fuck Goat's Milk, Fuck Honey, Fuck Wendy's, Fuck Burger King, Fuck Taco Bell, Fuck ...
Posted by JB on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 06:27:00 PST

Dear People's Republic of Boulder.

Thank you for being so accommodating to vegans. You are so sweet.So, I rode to Boulder this weekend, and I have to be honest, near the resolution of my ride I desperately didn't want to finish, but I...
Posted by JB on Tue, 01 May 2007 04:09:00 PST

Long Survey.

1. How tall are you barefoot?: 5'9"2. Do you wish you were shorter or taller?: Hmm, I'm indifferent. I wish for world peace. Not really. I'm indifferent.3. Do you own a gun?: No, but I'm conside...
Posted by JB on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:55:00 PST

Lightning Bolt!

Last night was so amazing! I went to a lightning bolt show in Denver at Rhinosaropolis. Shit got crazy. We were moshing hard! I had a monetary lapse of reason. All I know is that my limbs were fl...
Posted by JB on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 07:24:00 PST

Back in my hip-hop daze

I started writing a rhyme after watching Earthlings one evening. I don't know the date, but It was after I got back from Japan, and it was after June's critical mass. I just recently found it, and I...
Posted by JB on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 07:06:00 PST

Photo Blog

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Posted by JB on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 05:58:00 PST