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Silly Moment Time

Zeig mir deine papiere bitch!

About Me

Even the funniest joke should only be laughed at for about 30-40 seconds...any longer than this increment of time is just silly. These songs last only a moment, otherwise they would drive you insane and give you poopy pants...We worship at the alter of William Shattner alone in our cave jamming untill the sky falls to earth, we wait with our jars of hummus for the technology to finally be released and crush the spirit of mankind. We wait and watch wondering, will he die..will Steve Guttenberg die? Inevitably we devour the flesh of all living things and consume entire feilds of walmart in one mighty munch. In our pockets and deep within our bellybuttons lies a stale piece of toast..fucked, fucking, buttered, buttering, collecting the lint of the damned, carresing a small goat with its giant drunken crumbs. The inny minny man with the miny miny buff smoked our stash of noid rock. I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE TO PLUG IT, Charles manson was an alien, he has lost his retarded midget man. Jesus was just a guy in a band with a realy long grocery list. Reality tv killed my mom..I red the book, I'm talking about you...would you love it if you tried it? My tumor doesn't bother me anymore at the pizza buffet....theres a salad bar! I met a disco slut at the circle k..she wants twenty bucks...if I give it to her there will be spappy oil..everything is of interest to me, I walk through eternity. Where did god go..he is eating an icecream flavoured death mound, I just bought it, you see the window ate my meal, you may call him wiggy but his mother calls him..I eat bagels before I put on my socks. Zombies at the maul give jesus a stroke, Hello figgadee come on in, my gnome knickers are in the letter I wrote you about the boogieman of neverland. There can be only one monkey to do the dance with no pants...OOOOAAH! Sometimes their little hairs maka me sneeze..I like to finger the hammed sandwich that is my wife. Crispin Glover is inside of you..next to the god sausage. I like to watch whats in the sack, while enjoying certain foods...Give your money to me!" / Get Your Own Voice Player Manage

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Music:

Member Since: 10/22/2005
Band Members: KUNG FU KITTY : Cerebral drum beats, toast fucking, spookhouse synthesizer loops, sound engineering nonsense, silly bionic time warping titty twister, jeet kun doe, buzz gen stalker, lyrics that are slightly lame, bizaar sampling, granulized brain farts.JOHNNY Q POSER: Voices from the abyss and cartoon hell, nocturnal emmisions of puky stain guitar riffs, down home twisted lyrics, butt licking impurity, lewd displays of enthusiasm for the golden calf, chronic stroker of the mandolin, inspired prophet of Cheese bread, kung fu master, has fucked your mom like 5 times while you were at the dentist.DADDY LIMP DICK: Okay fucking...golden showers of angelic refrain, iron fisted vocals, lashings of flacid bass, immorral acts of carnal religion, cosmic kinky composition, senior fallatio, yummy lyrics, impereal perfectionist, korg manipulater, master of all that is known as ass in the giant crotch of space, smutty synth peddler, sound engineering pimp, technical genius, master bater
Influences: Check this out. Taint is a short film we created for the Bloodshots competition 2007. We are team Industrial Blood and Gore. This is how it works: The fine folk at Alamo Drafthouse give you a weapon, genre, prop, and a line that you must use in making your film. You only have 48 hours to complete the film. Our genre is skinemax after dark. Our weapon is boots. Our prop is corn and our line is "Is that thing real.". We had the honor of having our film screened at the Alamo Drafthouse. The best of Bloodshots are played at a special screening at Fantastic Fest 2007. The winners are picked by Robert Rodriguez. All original music by me.Krrish,Freezepop, Ladytron, Fischerspooner, Mount sims, Skinny puppy, The residents, Mr bungle, Renaldo and the loaf, Frank Zappa, Wong Fei Hung, David Bowie, Men without hats, vivaldi, captain kangaroo, william shattner, edgar winter, crispen glover, DEVO, barnes and barnes, firesign theater, wall of voodoo, danny elfman, noise&nonsense, spike jones, chromeo, gwar, ween, laibach, daf, alien sex fiend, pigface, psychic tv, joy division, aphex twin, bogden racynski, ravi shankar, clint mansell, phillip glass, walter/wendy carlos, they might be giants,george lam,stephen chow,group x, raymond wong, prince, the time, marlon brando, texas chainsaw massacre,bruce lee,ohgr,jet li,front 242
Sounds Like: A Fist Full Of Fromage
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Zeitgeist predictions from kung fu kitty...

Not unlike the popularity of J-horror or pirates, I beleive Bollywood will be the next big film phenom amonst the ultra-geeks.   I wonder what all the American remakes of Bollywood films will be ...
Posted by Silly Moment Time on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 12:07:00 PST

MMMMMMM cheese today

Today there was a slow moving block of cheese....
Posted by Silly Moment Time on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 09:55:00 PST