Ms Divine

All my life I've been told that I'm weird... I take that as a compliment weird people are more interesting... I believe that appreciating what you have and laughing at your self when you screw up is the best way to be successful in life... I laugh all the time, sometimes I find myself staring into the fridge laughing at ??... I have a laugh that changes everytime it comes out... I usually like every person I meet but if I don't like some one they know it immediately... I have a problem, I am unable to lie... I know you may think thats a good thing but its not sometimes a lie is necessary... My foot is inserted into my mouth often... Luckily I don't embarrass easily... I do feel bad if I hurt someones feelings with my honesty... I am still trying to figure out everything out. Here's what I've learned so far......You can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in......No matter how much I care, some people are just assholes......It takes years to build up trust and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it......You can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs......You shouldn't compare yourself to others- they are more screwed up than you think......You can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished......We are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities......It would be alot easier to enjoy your life if there weren't so many things trying to kill you every day......Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully......Marry someone you love to talk to. As you get older their conversational skills will be as important as any other......Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want......When you say I'm sorry look the person in the eye or text something really nice......Believe in love at first sight and first talk......Never laugh at peoples dreams, people who don't have dreams don't have much......In disagreements fight fairly, no name calling......Don't judge people by their relatives......Talk slowly but think quickly......Remember that great love and great achievement involve great risk......Say bless you when you hear someone sneeze......When you lose don't lose the lesson......Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship......When you realize you've made a mistake take immediate steps to correct it......Spend time alone, you're all you have......

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