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Vort

I want to prove that myspace isn't just for pedophiles..

About Me


I haven't updated my website (www.thevortman.com) in a year and a half. I quit my job and went to Iceland, the Netherlands, Switzerland, and the Czech Republic last summer. Then I moved to a lake house in New Hampshire so I could ski the winter. Then I spent 2 months living in a dirtbag motel on the border. Now I'm living on a huge property in the middle of the woods Vermont. I still paint everyday. I've got over 1,000 new pieces for the site. But I want to use this space to post all my new work that I create over the summer. I want to add as many friends as possible, and make $1,000,000 off of my art. The cheapest way to buy my art is to order a painting I haven't made yet. I think this is the forum to pull it off. I will keep a running blog if this picks up, and everyone who invests off of this site, will be able to buy any of my work %50 off (for an additional year) This site will be extremely active from 7/5/06-7/5/07. I need a million bucks. let's go.

My Interests

Art, Music, Travel.

I'd like to meet:

Jay-Z, David LaChapelle, Ally Hillfiger, Bill Murray, Lars Ulrich, Tina Fey, and Frank Kozik.

Music:

Try me...

Movies:

The Big Lebowski and Mean Girls.

Television:

Entourage.

Books:

Anything HST, Travels with Charley-Steinbeck

Heroes:

Dr. Hunter S. Thompson & Jay-Z

My Blog

Buy Some Art...

If anyone was missing the blogs, I've started blogging again. I'll be posting on the VORCAN page talking about past shows and upcoming events. I wanted to post this to say that I've uploaded 275 ...
Posted by Vort on Tue, 01 May 2007 02:15:00 PST

Help Us Help Us- Photo Shoot...

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Posted by Vort on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 11:13:00 PST

Help Us Help Us... Photo Shoot... More...

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Posted by Vort on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:16:00 PST

Take It To The Home...

Tweezer to set the tone: Coffee and Slippers, Let's start the day... It's gonna be cold... It's kind of funny that I already experienced the start of winter, drove through a blizzard, and then moved ...
Posted by Vort on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 10:00:00 PST

Gwar and Good Morning America...

Gwar and Good Morning America... At the VORCAN Offices we start a little late on Mondays.. In fact I didn't get up till about 1 yesterday.. the way things should be.. But I was also writing propo...
Posted by Vort on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:08:00 PST

Painting Live Music

I've been called out on my lack of writing. I've been putting this off like it's my journal... I don't know if I thought I'd jinx us by reporting live from the field.. but fuck it... I love to write....
Posted by Vort on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 08:06:00 PST

One Word

VORCAN
Posted by Vort on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 08:24:00 PST

Baby Blog

ok, I'm leaving for PA in about 10 mins. I didn't get a chance to write all day.. and I have major praise for Manchester,NH for another epic noise show on Wed.. I'll post the 2 paintings from the even...
Posted by Vort on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 02:33:00 PST

Great Moments In Sports Gambling...

No F-You's this week.. Maybe a F-me... If anyone sold off stock to invest in my tips.. I hope you learned your lesson.. nothing is a lock.. and don't bet what you aren't willing to lose.. I wrote it.....
Posted by Vort on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 10:00:00 PST

Broken Slideshows...

I took down my grey album and tried to replace it with some of my newest work.. but when I posted the new slideshows.. it only shows 4 or 5 new pieces on the top.. and Keeps reloading "Skimming Scuba"...
Posted by Vort on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 10:33:00 PST