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RocknRollHoochieKoo

Would you like to swing on a star? Carry moonbeams home in a jar?

About Me

I like dill pickles, listening to my dog drink water, gogo boots, The Flatiron, Bubble Yum, skinnydipping, guys who wear bandanas, Cheese Danishes, The Beast, lilacs, tatoos, Heuvos, Mardi Gras, the color orange, mittens, Diet Mt Dew, the smell of gasoline, firemen, riding shotgun in a car with my bare feet out the window, my mom's vegetable soup, buffoonery, airplane tickets waiting on the fridge, guys with long hair, leopard print, being and saying apeshit, polished toenails, suntans, the crown jewels, rhubarb pie, drinking cold Bud Ice in the bathtub, the way the line runs up the back of my stockings, sideburns, my sister massaging my hand in church when I was little, duck's feet, cornfields, giraffes, watching people slip and fall on icy sidewalks, big brown eyes, fisticuffs, cleavage, leather, bagpipes, coffee, huge sunglasses, cemetaries, long necks, and having "toes in sand, drink in hand."

My Interests

I wanna ride in a sidecar. I wanna go to Lincoln Memorial and climb up on the statue and sit in Abe's lap. I wanna learn how to do a cartwheel. I wanna ring the bell at the New York Stock Exchange. I wanna whistle using my fingers. I wanna see more penguins. I wanna write my book, get it published, get rich, get famous and become a recluse in my beach house.

I'd like to meet:

Abraham Lincoln, Mick Jagger's mouth, F Scott Fitzgerald and Zelda in the Plaza Fountain, Elvis on the Lisa Marie, JOHNNY THUNDERS shoe shopping on St Marks, Andy Samberg's Adam's Apple, Cher at a slumber party, Ernest Hemingway at a bullfight in Spain, Lou Dobbs at a cantina in Tijuana, Jim Morrison in a teepee, Moe Szyslak on a suicide hotline, Salvador Dali at the King Cole bar, Gene Kelly without an umbrella, more Australians, Paul McCartney in Hamburg, Clark Gable on a horse, Marilyn Monroe after a nap, James Dean lighting a cigarette, Judy Garland on the yellow brick road, Johnny Depp in a bathtub, Gene Kelly in Paris, John F. Kennedy and Jackie and JFK Jr and Bobby in Hyannis, Fellini at Coney Island, Steve Martin at a laundromat, Sam Shepard on a dirt road, Patsy Cline at a honky tonk, Chief Seattle in a redwood forest, Mozart on Christmas Day, Atticus Finch on the porch swing, John Waters in a bowling alley, a lover that won't drive me crazy, Frank Sinatra in the wee small hours of the morning, Van Gogh in a field of sunflowers, Janis Joplin on Haight, Jay Gatsby with a bottle of champagne.

Music:

I know its only rock and roll...BUT I LIKE IT!!

Movies:

This is waaaaay too huge to even begin to list. Outta control, bigtime movie lover.

Television:

Simpsons, Sopranos, The Office, King of the Hill, My Name is Earl, Arrested Development (come back!) Family Guy, American Justice, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, Surreal Life (but only when the people on it are nuts)

Books:

F Scott Fitzgerald, Ernest Hemingway, William Faulkner, Dorothy Parker, Truman Capote, Kurt Vonnegut, Emily Dickinson, J.D. Salinger, Hunter S. Thompson, Tom Wolfe, Edna St Vincent Millay, Gore Vidal, John Irving, Thomas Wolfe, Thornton Wilder, Flannery O'Connor, Tennessee Williams, Eugene O'Neill, Theodore Dreiser, Edgar Lee Masters, John Steinbeck, Harper Lee, Carson McCullers

Heroes:

Abraham Lincoln and Johnny Thunders