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About Me

I have now passed on to meow join my sister Inertia in that place where meows are silent and we don't rise from our naps. I was the meowest tuffest cat in my hood, but now I have a new hood to conquer and new rackets to run. I'll meow the finest nip with my sister, extort the souls of birds and eat all the tuna and squirrels I want. Meeeeeeow. To all my friends in here, thank you for all the meowing and wonderful things you've said about me. I love you all, but must say goodbye and meow for now and forever. The only thing I wonder is how many lives I will get in heaven... --My Care taker Lucci wrote a poem about me and Inertia the night I passed, it's posted in my blog if you like that sorta thing. I never did cuz you can't eat a meowing poem. I mean whats the damn point? Mreow...

My Interests

I loved Killing birds, Killing Squirrels, Killing Chipmonks, Eating anything esp what I have killed, I collected Squirrels tails, I was really into finding new things to sleep on and Licking stuff. What kinds of things do cats do in the after life?

I'd like to meet:

The Feline Messiah so I can be Resurected

Heroes:

Jah-mez, Lucci, Christa, Abe and anyone that fed me tuna

My Blog

A STATIC UNIVERSE

Static to the Max at the end of his tracks Free to hunt and run run run Running to the max, on clouds and haystacks Chasing squirrels for endless fun Munching to the Max on the finest squirrel s...
Posted by Max Static on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bushido Meoetry

I posted some of my meowings taken from: "Poetry from a Warrior Cat"
Posted by Max Static on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WINDOW MONSTER

Oh to the window monster who scratches in the rain Peering in the window with his paws upon the pane Let me in, he cries let me in right now, I see you sitting there, mreow mrrrreeeow Oh to...
Posted by Max Static on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MeOwies

A GATHERING OF APPENDAGES I keep squirrel tails out in the shed Some paws, fifteen ears and even a head I dont chase bugs, thats for indoor cats Locked in their houses, but I do chase rats, mice...
Posted by Max Static on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

STATIQUE MAGNIFIQUE

Maxwell Statica, right above the attica Stalking chipmunks with acorn cheeks Creeping quickly, silent and tricky This paw and that, staying low he leaps But misses, the damn rodent got away It...
Posted by Max Static on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Static Universe and Inertia

Max Static automatic See those squirrel brains run run run Max Static Systematic Ill krak their nuts and eat their guts just for fun Max Statics rodent picnic Munching Crunching in the sun Max ...
Posted by Max Static on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

That new kitten smell

Ohhh hissssss, I am so meowing mad at my humans right now meow, I could just swipe their faces off. They let this other little kitten in the house and now he keeps trying to eat my food. My food meo...
Posted by Max Static on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Damn Squirrels

I was stalking this plump meow little squirrel today. He was a nice juicy one with a big fluffy tail purrrrrrfect for my collection. He was busy digging a hole for some nuts. I was just ready to po...
Posted by Max Static on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST