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Shauds

So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra....

About Me


I Am The Shauds
why do you watch me?
♥ I am grateful for everything and everyone I have in my life
♥ I have been on the longest and most unbelievable natural high known to man
♥ I have an addiction. It's called "shopping"
♥ I am once again carefree and I sit in wonder and amazement several times a day to reflect
♥ I love everything I do
♥ I get everything I want
♥ I am a gay man trapped in a woman's body
♥ I love the finer things in life
♥ I shower in 93.5% darkness, it's incredibly relaxing
♥ I love to laugh
♥ I love puzzles
♥ I have odd working hours. You'll never get a hold of me, unless you make a special appearance at the morgue.
♥ I disappear during the holidays
♥ I am free
♥ I am ever-changing
♥ I am a true Pisces
♥ I cherish my friends
♥ My face is my canvas, MAC is my paint
♥ If you ever see me without eyebrows, you've seen me in my most vulnerable state
♥ I love to pick at scabs
♥ I am delirious
♥ I am learning to speak French
♥ My name means "happiness" in my language and I live up to it
♥ I adore my cats
♥ I am delightfully insensitive in any given situation
♥ I'm drawn to sincerity
♥ I am an internet/myspace junkie
♥ I have been caught knitting a scarf with a cat in my lap and yelling for my other cat, yet I am no old maid. I'm a hot fucking cat lady
♥ I've quashed my fears
♥ I am grateful for all my fingers, toes, eyes and nose
♥ I love you if you have a hose
Carry on.

My Interests


My friends. They truly rock. Without them I'd be shit. Each one of them are the best I could ever hope for. I LUB JU!

QUICK NOTE: I do NOT have any interests, I have obsessions.

Amish

Baker 2 Vegas
Bodie

Cats

Chinese Fire Drills
Coach
Corpses & The Stories They Tell
Drawing Smiles From Strangers
Eargasms
Ebay
Firemen
Flag Poles
Flashlights & Car Thieves

Ghost Towns
Hawaii
Icons
Irish Men

Jewelry Making
Kevin & Bean
KROQ
Laughing
Law
Lucid Dreaming
M.A.C

Manicures & Pedicures
Mom
Murderabilia
Nuts
Origami
Paris
Piano

Pipi Longstocking
Portos Bakery
Posing With Statues
Romani Culture
Road Trips

Serial Killers
Shopping

Simple Living
Tattoos
Terrorizing My Cats
Travel
Vieques, Puerto Rico
Water
80s Cartoons

I'd like to meet:



The Gorgeous Rocco DeLuca

What will your next lover's career be?

Coroner
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Music:

♥ Sarah McLachlan

♥ KROQ
♥ Dave Matthews
♥ Rocco Deluca
♥ James Morrison
♥ Bluegrass
♥ Amos Lee
♥ KDAY
♥ Classic Rock
♥ Country
♥ Oldies
♥ Hip Hop
♥ Salsa
♥ Opera
♥ Classical
♥ and everything else?

Movies:

Crash
March of the Penguins
Without a Paddle
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

Spike n Mike's Sick and Twisted Festival

Phenomenon
Super Troopers
Amadeus
City Lights
A Christmas Story
Gummo
Friday After Next
Blow
8 Mile
Traffic
Fantasia

Through the Looking Glass
Mary Poppins
Saturday Night Fever
E.T. the Extra Testicle
Harvey
American Psycho

Barbershop
Gangs of New York - GOD I love that mustache!!
Mary Poppins

Waking Life
Psycho (only because I have the shower curtain)
Tombstone

Mafia (my dad was in it)
American Beauty
Return to Me
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Anything politically incorrect.

Television:

♥ Traveler

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♥ Friends
♥ Everybody Loves Raymond
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♥ Boston Legal
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♥ Playboy tv

Books:


Heroes:

My Mother, for her dedication, tenacity and virtue.

My Father, for his wisdom, tranquility, and bathroom humor.

My Blog

♥ Spread your legs, I mean light

Spreading Your LightHow You Affect Others Daily As the pace and fullness of modern life serve to isolate us from one another, the contact we do share becomes vastly more significant. We unconsciously...
Posted by Shauds on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:18:00 PST

♥ Dispelling Drama

Stolen from Chunkeebutt There are scores of people in the world who seem to be magnets for calamity. They live their lives jumping from one difficult situation to the next, surrounded by unstable indi...
Posted by Shauds on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 11:06:00 PST

♥ What Dreams May Come

Is a wonderful movie.. I think I'll go watch it after I finish posting this blog. I always have dreams of my mommy. And there are always 2 common factors in them. 1. She's alive in my dream, yet ...
Posted by Shauds on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 05:03:00 PST

♥ Extra spread, salt & ketchup, please

Jesus H. I went to Urgent Care to find that I have bronchitis. Bleh, big deal. The worst part of it.... was the psychotic Doctor I visited with. Holy hell this guy was absolutely insane. I will never ...
Posted by Shauds on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 04:26:00 PST

♥ Just a Simple Story

Today, (well yesterdaynightmorning), the 19th,was the 6 year anniversary of my Mommy's death. Much too young to be taken from her family (46), she had enough love in her tiny heart for generations to ...
Posted by Shauds on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 02:26:00 PST

♥ Hell hath no fury....

The names and cities in which the involved parties live in have been altered to protect the innocent. Though, no single person is innocent in this story.   Genie and Sarah are bestest friends. Th...
Posted by Shauds on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 12:49:00 PST

♥ My Mommy

rob is setting up the attic so i can store more junk up there (poor poor cluttered garage of mine) and now i'm FINALLY getting around to clearing out the clutter in my bedroom! heh... 2.5 yrs later!! ...
Posted by Shauds on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 09:44:00 PST

♥ 30 ways to make U smile

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought hewas God and I didn't.2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend...
Posted by Shauds on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 12:00:00 PST

♥ Happy Happy Joy Joy

::::Something staaaaarrrraaaaaannnnngeeee is happening to moi:::: When I'm drowning in runny shit it is difficult to stay afloat. That silver lining never appears, the light at the end of the tun...
Posted by Shauds on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 01:27:00 PST

¢¾ BOY GEORGE: I THINK HE/SHE'S GOT IT!!!

I think I finally figured it out haha!!! Friends often ask each other "what do you want in a man?" The answer is always generic. Respect, honesty, sense of humor, caring and so on. Some will get into ...
Posted by Shauds on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 09:25:00 PST