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About Me

I'm straight edge, i ain't down with that pounce and catnip sh*t. And when i'm not sleeping, napping, or resting, you can find me lounging seductively in various hiding places around the house or in the laps of people so long as i am unwelcome and in the way. I've been neutered since 1990 and most people are surprised i'm still alive. Sup ladies?

My Interests

tuna fish, bath water, and women

I'd like to meet:

a chicken flavored roach

Music:

the stray cats and def leapard!

Movies:

Who has time for movies? My butt's not gonna lick ITSELF!

Television:

More wholesome entertainment can be found buried in my litterbox.

Books:

Go dog go. just kidding

Heroes:

Heathcliff, the Cat in the Hat, Felix and Tom!

My Blog

sexy kitties puke on carpet

sexy owner too lazy to clean it up.
Posted by Lucky on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i ain't dead yet, bitch

This month i'm officially 15 years old so in cat years, i'm like 1,000. The wacky slut who cleans my litter box and sometimes pets me is totally freaked out that i'm on like my 9th life or something ...
Posted by Lucky on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I have several nipples

and all of them get perky when i meow at all hours of the night for NO REASON. any of u ladies wanna know what else makes me perky, holla. peace, lucky
Posted by Lucky on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Today i pooped

and the fast acting odor neutralizer formula in my kittie litter did nothing!
Posted by Lucky on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST