I'm an asshole.
You probably wouldn't like me in real life...
But this isn't real life.
So you should totally add me and be my internet bff!!!
I'm not really that hot in person.
I'm fucking superficial.
Get over it.
I spend all my time with my kids.
Yes, I really do have 2 kids.
I'm fascinated by really tall people.
I like funny cat pictures.
I love animals.
Especially dead ones.
In jars.
I think hippos are assholes.
Sorry Kat.
The abbreviation "LOL" makes me want to stab the elderly.
I've slept with the same stuffy for 21 years.
It's a koala.
Koalas aren't bears!
They're marsupials.
Means they have a pouch.
I love to sew and crochet.
I kind of like knitting too.
I make waldorf dolls.
I always look up words I don't know.
I don't think I'm smart.
I'm pretty ditzy.
It's fun.
I dress like a whore.
I am not a whore.
I'm not gonna meet up with you.
I'm not gonna fuck you in your car behind a bar.
(Unless I know you.)
Is that seriously how guys get laid??
Is romance dead?
Whatever.
Fuck you.
I don't like most people.
I'm incredibly blunt.
I won't hold back for the sake of feelings.
I don't consider myself tough by any means.
I tried being nice.
It took too much effort.
I'm just naturally a cunt.
My driving scares people.
I think it's funny.
I always signal.
I've never had any moving violations.
I've never been in an accident.
But I did roll a golf cart once.
Don't tell my dad.
I have single-handedly perfected the art of scowling.
I'm pretty awesome at sneering and furrowing too.
Sometimes you can catch me doing all three at once.
I'm a chainmail breaker.
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My brother is way crazier than I am.
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