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Baiat

Play Elvis again and I'm going to shit.

About Me

I was born in a shithole city named Renton Washington. There was six of us, but I was the only boy, and the odd one. I didn't resemble any of the others. My sister and I were then taken to Seattle when we were old enough to be adopted by this lady. She is alright, we had a huge apartment to raise hell in. Recently though the human moved us to California. I hated that 12 hour ride in the truck. I shat myself several times and my sister just puked everywhere. That was one hell of a day. I decided I hate moving vehicles. We are indoor only kittens, but we perch in the windows as often as possible. My sister got fixed, and I was told that I would be next. I am not sure what that means, but it doesn't sound good. Sometimes the stupid human locks me in the garage when I express myself.
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My Interests

Shiny things. Things that make a crinkle sound. Food. Sleeping. Cat nip. Taking a shit. Breaking things. Hairballs. Smoking crack, Midget porn, Mewing etc ....

I'd like to meet:

Someone who will wipe my ass for me. My tongue gets too tired, and frankly I am lazy. Feed me on demand, and rub ma belly. Also furry creatures that know what I am talking about and can relate in any way.

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Hey it's The cat's diary. I am sure this is stuff we all can relate to. For all the kitties out there.

Music:

Punk and that is it.

Movies:

The Taxi Driver

Television:

I don't need this shit. I have toys.

Books:


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Heroes:

Eric the cat. ACK!

My Blog

Messy Cluttered Surfaces Bug Me

I noticed that the computer desk was a huge mess. No one seemed to care that there was paper all over. I sat bye and tried to ignore it but that just didn't work. I decided to take matters into my own...
Posted by Baiat on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 05:01:00 PST

Normally I do not do this ....

This website pimping. I have never done it before, but this one is different and fun. My human has been using a website to make extra pocket change and it is one of the only non-scams she found. Anoth...
Posted by Baiat on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 06:57:00 PST

All fun things get spoiled by certain people. Myspace included.

I know that myspace is getting a bit tight about the age issue. Probably due to those bad parents blaming myspace for it's user's behaviour. That DISGUSTS me like nothing else. EVERYTHING IN THIS WHO...
Posted by Baiat on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 05:10:00 PST

Friend's List

I sure do have a ton of gorgeous animals on my friend's list. I think they are the most gorgeous of all myspace.
Posted by Baiat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What I did to my human ....

I am such a dick. Let me tell you how I came to this conclusion. First I decided to rip up her book that she carelessly left on the coffee table. I knew that this would piss her off, but I was still c...
Posted by Baiat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

We moved finally....

We moved. It sucked I shit all over myself. I know that you didn't want to hear that, but what can I say? It is my blog after all. :P Now I have a whole new place to explore and spoil. I must be off ...
Posted by Baiat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My news

So I was told that my sister and I (And the human) would be moving soon. This means that I will again have free run of a place, and will dominate and rule with my iron fist. Once again as god intended...
Posted by Baiat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I met MarkstienS

I sniffed him a lot. Sefid licked him. She likes him, she is one boy crazy little kitten. He pet me. Good times.
Posted by Baiat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I poo'd on the floor ....

The litter box was undesireable, so I poo'd on the floor. You would have thought that the human would understand that the box smelled too bad for me to perch my hairy ass over. NOOOOOO! She yelled at ...
Posted by Baiat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Night light

The human put a little night light in the bathroom, because she thinks that we knock shit over in there because we can not see, or something.... silly human. Sefid and I already devised a plan to rip ...
Posted by Baiat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST