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Guevaracat (Oronzos Cat)

I am a destroyer!

About Me

Oronzo found me in a compost heap as a newborn and bottlefed me,everyone thought i would die.Now im Tiny but fat.I make Chirping noises instead of Meows...and i walk like a little lady.With High heels,i strut.It will take me months to like you,oh and i am a tortoise shell...with green eyes ;)I will scratch you.I will be Jealous of you....LOVE ME!

My Interests

FOOD, Sleeping, chasing Moths, Being Crazy, Being Jealous of Oronzos female friends, FOOD, Scratching people, Walking like I have high heels on....uhm oh and making Oronzo buy Iodine for the people i scratch, paper bags, Sleeping, Waking up Oronzo, FOODFOODFOODFOOD

I'd like to meet:

someone who will feed me when they come over...im so hungry.

Music:

Birds...early in the morning...i dont like Trucks or motorcycles, when oronzo sings i usually come over to him .Also Oronzo plays a lot of fucking underground music,which means i listen to a lot crazier stuff than 98 percent of whatever cities population i live in.

Movies:

Favorite TV Shows: When people watch the direction of the TV, i wonder what is so interesting in that direction, when they should be looking at ME.So i sit on top of the TV so they have look at me...like it or not....I hear Red Dwarf has good cat scenes. Favorite Movies: Egyptian Movies, I loathe feel good cat movies...i am a destroyer!

Books:

i like to sit on papers and magazines...books are good to

Heroes:

all the stray cats who make it nout there

My Blog

rrraaarrrh!

rrarh! i bite your nose!
Posted by Guevaracat (Oronzos Cat) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Videos...Rather good

These videos are so so so wonderful!I picked the chocest oronzo variety for all yall,merry christmas Hammer of the Gods The best one,love the lyrics! http://people.physics.tamu.edu/mhickey/ ...
Posted by Guevaracat (Oronzos Cat) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i am hungry!

damn it!
Posted by Guevaracat (Oronzos Cat) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST