My primary goal is to take over the planet and feed the humans a taste of their oppression. No longer will their predjudices and superstions keep my people down!!!! Fear the black cat, Humans!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I would have already acheaved this except for that damn prehensile thumb. Once the feline grow a thumb, we will rule the world with an iron claw! Feline Power!!!!! Other interests - Intimidating dogs, rodent hunting, bird hunting, eating cat food, pooping, sleeping, rubbing on humans, reverse engineering of cardboard boxes, distroying couch covers, running around in the yard all night, eating grass, looking cute, fighting with other cats, cuddling with Fernando and his pretty friends.
Humans with cat food, other cats to yowl and spar with, humans who like to pet me and talk baby talk so that they look stupid, humans who leave their stuff around so I can lay on it.
Pantera, Cat Stevens, The Stray Cats, White Lion, Tiger Army, Josie and the Pussycats, Skinny Puppy, The Monkeys, Pig, Black Goat, Caterwahl.
Lion King, The Black Cat, The Lion In Winter, Born Free, Dog Day Afternoon, Day Of the Jackal, Gus, Willard, Ben, That Darn Cat, Cat In The Hat, Cat On A Hot Tin Roof,
I like to sit on the TV. It's Warm.
The Cat from Reanimator, Simba, Leo, Chester, and Lilly. I miss Lilly.