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Buffy The Douchebag Slayer

she who will rise again

About Me

I often get guns and cameras confused... I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Unnecessary falsetto, two headed creatures, age inappropriate relationships, Viet Nam, some dude named mel, descriptive anagrams, carpet bunnies, eating contests on espn, cats, approximate rhymes
You Are 80% Sociopath
The good news is that you're devastatingly charming.
The bad news? You mostly use those charms for evil! Oh My God She Was Right!

I'd like to meet:

James Spader, Hugh Laurie, Stephen Colbert, David Bowie, Billy Idol, David Gahan, Jeremy Irons, Patrick Stewart, Rivers Cuomo, Ian McKellen, Ben Gibbard, Joaquin Phoenix, Beck, Matthew Good, Steve Carell, Ron Jeremy, James Caan, Hugh Hefner, Anthony Hopkins

Music:

just Morrissey and Tears for Fears. Waaaaaaa.

Movies:

Godfather, Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, Boondock Saints, Anything Bruce Campbell, Donnie Darko, 9 1/2 Weeks, The Secretary, Sex Lies and Videotape, Der Krieger und Die Kaiserin, Das Boot, Apocalypse Now

Television:

i only put tv on so i can listen to my roommate yell at the history channel

Books:

Lolita, Ada or Ardor, Misfortunes of Virtue, The Story of O, LOTR, Dune series, Idiot Girls Action Adventure Club, Autobiography of a Fat Bride

My Blog

in the desert


Posted by Sihaya on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 10:43:00 PST

My Guys

These are the two best friends anyone could want. I love you both. ...
Posted by Sihaya on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:31:00 PST

You Halloweenies

HEY! If you are one of the people I saw today wearing really clever Napoleon Dynamite shirts or costumes that made any reference to the Chapelle Show; or if you live in another state like, oh, New Ham...
Posted by Sihaya on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 04:11:00 PST

Go ahead and play

your silly little game because we both know who goes home to who.
Posted by Sihaya on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 02:10:00 PST

If you claim to be a writer

LEARN. TO. MOTHER. FUCKING. SPELL. Thank You.  ...
Posted by Sihaya on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 04:29:00 PST

Tulips, Stalkers and the Best Birthday Ever.

To the person that made aging another year not so bad; my soul showed. Thank You. You know who You are.  To the person who leaves me feeling a little bizarre, thank you too. A girl can't let...
Posted by Sihaya on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 08:33:00 PST

One of you looks like the cryptkeeper.

If you can't manage a better photo than that, maybe you should try a Tim Burton character that you feel expresses your personality or something. Remember other people can see the photos you put o...
Posted by Sihaya on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 09:44:00 PST

Want to see me naked tonight?

Well, trust me, you can't afford it. So instead do this: Stalking Jane opens for Dahlia tonight at the Doug Fir Lounge. Doors at 8pm, Stalking Jane takes the stage at 9ish. If you haven't seen these b...
Posted by Sihaya on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 04:34:00 PST

Before the teenagers ruin it for the rest of us...

Please check out Mew. They are the musical equivalent of crack, and Jonas Bjerre is a better singer than should be humanly possibly. www.mewsite.com
Posted by Sihaya on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 12:49:00 PST

You know those games...

...at the Fair where those little ducks go across and you shoot them down one by one for prizes? Did I mention I am a qualified sharpshooter?
Posted by Sihaya on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 07:27:00 PST