Unnecessary falsetto, two headed creatures, age inappropriate relationships, Viet Nam, some dude named mel, descriptive anagrams, carpet bunnies, eating contests on espn, cats, approximate rhymes
You Are 80% Sociopath
The good news is that you're devastatingly charming.
The bad news? You mostly use those charms for evil!
Oh My God She Was Right!
James Spader, Hugh Laurie, Stephen Colbert, David Bowie, Billy Idol, David Gahan, Jeremy Irons, Patrick Stewart, Rivers Cuomo, Ian McKellen, Ben Gibbard, Joaquin Phoenix, Beck, Matthew Good, Steve Carell, Ron Jeremy, James Caan, Hugh Hefner, Anthony Hopkins
just Morrissey and Tears for Fears. Waaaaaaa.
Godfather, Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, Boondock Saints, Anything Bruce Campbell, Donnie Darko, 9 1/2 Weeks, The Secretary, Sex Lies and Videotape, Der Krieger und Die Kaiserin, Das Boot, Apocalypse Now
i only put tv on so i can listen to my roommate yell at the history channel
Lolita, Ada or Ardor, Misfortunes of Virtue, The Story of O, LOTR, Dune series, Idiot Girls Action Adventure Club, Autobiography of a Fat Bride