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Darth Vader

If I only lived in one parsec...

About Me

Hello, I don't really know what to say here. My name is Vader, Darth Vader. Some know me as Imperal Lord Darth Vader. I am a Sith Lord and commander of the Executor. It's a big ship that I own. I pretty much float around space most of the time but sometimes we go off on adventures trying to keep the galaxy in line. It's honestly an EXHAUSTING job and I've been thinking about looking for something else. I am also a dark Jedi so I spend a significant amount of time meditating and practicing with my lightsaber. I'm pretty good at it. I call it Claka'dor's Bane. It just sounds scary, right? I'm single and haven't met many girls doing what I do. Sometimes I just get really angry and do crazy stuff like choking people by looking at them. So, yup, that's pretty much me.
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My Interests

Expansion of the empire, piloting, exercising, meditation, saberfighting, asteroid collecting (I have over 5,000 kinds that I've collected from all around the galaxy), frisbee, Survivor, gardening, and BSDM.

I'd like to meet:

Well, I just kind of meet who I want to so, god?

My Blog

The Reason

Luke, the only reason why I told you I was your Father was for the Tax Deduction. Do you know how much it fucking costs to run something as big as the Death Star on a single man's budget? I have Storm...
Posted by Darth Vader on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 01:59:00 PST

Welcome to the page of Lord Vader!

Hello all and welcome to my page. As I travel around the galaxy I intened to use this as a place for me to put down my feelings and thoughts. Though I meditate frequently sometimes I just need to put ...
Posted by Darth Vader on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 01:18:00 PST