Updates, dirty dreams and a well played shout out. |
First off: Schedule update. My always lovely employers have seen fit to give me bartending shifts. So for those of you who miss hearing my frequent filthy stories and occasional abuse the time to c...
Posted by on Sat, 30 May 2009 12:16:00 GMT |
Go to work Sam. |
Sam Adams should go the fuck back to work. The people that funnel downtown and post on fox news about their disappointment in him are not the people who voted him into office. Multnomah Co. did, not L...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 01:38:00 GMT |
In case you missed it: The Rialto |
Ode to the Rialto's General Manager, Jason TuckerTucker, oh Tucker,You fat, freckled fuckerThe misdeeds I recallStupid stripper lovin' suckerhomeless in the doorwayNot quick enough out of your wayBlud...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 09:15:00 GMT |
How to guarantee you will sleep on the couch (or pew at my house)... |
So the last time the Old Man spent the night here he left a 24 hr fitness flyer with coupons sprawled all over my counter. I saw it, I felt slightly annoyed but racked it up to male stupidity. Tonight...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 00:47:00 GMT |
Drive by weenie wacker.... |
Last week the Old Man got me a new bicycle (Electra cruiser, I'm gonna be way nicer to him I swear! Blow jobs daily! uh, weekly!). The first sunny day I go out riding around my neighborhood I got a dr...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 13:31:00 GMT |
