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Capt'n Rand'm

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I'd like to meet:

anyone who doesn't suck, you know, anyone with skills. seriously, i'm tired of lame people. i need people in my life with character, people who can think on their own. i'm tired of sheep. i'm not interested in conducting a popularity contest to see who can have the most friends in their friends list. am i so cool that you need to impress me in order to be included? probably...not. just means that if you're from some bumfuck town in ohio and happen to like one of the same bands that i like and have an attractive face, doesn't automatically mean you're my friend. i'm here to keep in touch with friends i already have, find old ones, and make new ones with people who i can get along with, and who can appreciate my slightly odd sense of humor and style of life. if you happen to see something here you like, say hi, especially if you have something interesting to say or add. if not, enjoy your visit and don't forget your towel.

Music:

i could be really sappy and say "anything i can cry or laugh to." or i could be cheezy and say "anything i can shake my groove thing to." or i could generalize and say "anything but country, bubble gum, and lame ass gangsta rap." or i could be just as uncreative and list what i like...benni banassi, chemical brothers, dave matthews band, jack johnson, marilyn manson, the cure, black eyed peas, mos def, del the funky homosapian, beck, cake, third eye blind, richard humpty vision, q-bert, dj micro, mozart, gregory isaacs, eek a mouse, the toasters, pharcyde, modest mouse, arcade fire, ugly duckling, the yah yah yahs, smashing pumpkins, two gallants, dr. dre, J-5, 311, metallica (before they cut thier hair), nirvana, train, tool, aretha franklin, massive attack, radiohead, pink floyd, jimi hendrix, stepenwolf, alice in chains, the thievery corporation, baby fox, moby, the beatnuts, this list will grow when i have more time...

Movies:

secretary, donnie darko, ferris bueler's day off, office space, the thomas crown affair, killing zoe, laberinth, what dreams may come, never ending story, throw momma from the train, princess bride, resivior dogs, three rooms, lilo and stitch, monty python and the holy grail, goonies, igby goes down, the royal tenenbaums, alice in wonderland, little monsters, pi, party monster, gremlins, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, charlie and the chocolate factory, the dark crystal, what the bleep do we know, ...

Television:

don't watch t.v., actually don't even have cable, just mostly watch movies. although i do have to say that queer eye for the straight guy, and six feet under are two kickass shows. i also have a great appreciation for old school cartoons such at fraggle rock, muppets, smurfs, shirt tails, he-man, as well as mork and mindy.

Books:

currently interested in dan brown, finished two of his books and want to read the others. anything calvin and hobbs. i seem to have a tendancy to put myself in need of self-help books way too often, so i've read quite a few of those. alice in wonderland and through the looking glass, lewis carroll is an amazing author and mathmetician...if only i could be that smart and perplexing with words and numbers. brave new world, and i want to read the other books from aldous huxley.

Heroes:

heroes eh? you mean people that i idolize? hrmm...that's actually a tough one because i see almost everyone out there as just another human being, some just have more money and were in the right place at the right time, except for the few. ghandi is one. dali lama is another one. basically people who are extremely exraordinary. i hate it when people say that madonna is there hero, or some athlete who gets paid an exhorbinant income to throw a ball around on national t.v.

My Blog

’bout time

considering my last entry was over a year ago, and a shit ton has happened since then, i figured it's 'bout time to make an entry.  big thing: getting married in 8 days!  all my time has be...
Posted by Capt'n Rand'm on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 10:55:00 PST

organically fartsy

an organic life i used to live.  so how do i get back to it without going broke?  can i be true and still feed my kids?  not sure yet.  but thinking about it.  i don't be...
Posted by Capt'n Rand'm on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:53:00 PST

fuck you part deux

you tried, i give you credit for trying, no dice though.  not fired.  actually it may have even improved my relationship with management.  so thank you i guess.  out of spite you w...
Posted by Capt'n Rand'm on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 02:46:00 PST

lucky, fortunate or just plain lost?

every morning i awake and wish for one thing...to see you smile today.  the power of one simple thing that seems at times so hard to do.  when i'm in the dumps and feeling gritty, your smile...
Posted by Capt'n Rand'm on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 11:17:00 PST

FUCK YOU!!!!

seriously, what the fuck is your problem?  are you really that demented?  most likely.  do you really hate me that much for some stupid shit that you feel the need to try and fuck over ...
Posted by Capt'n Rand'm on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 10:54:00 PST

when to take a break...good words to think and act on.

People who live under tension all of the time are like a machine. Theyare a product of the material world. Only when they release that tensionmay they become creative again, products of the soul. In a...
Posted by Capt'n Rand'm on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

asking a human to explain god is like asking a fish to explain the water it swims in

that is an awesome quote from What the BLEEP Do We Know?, which was an awesome movie i watched last night.  it's one of those thinker movies, like pi, or the earth-mars-moon msytery.  and it...
Posted by Capt'n Rand'm on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what a day

wow!  started pretty early for a day off.  got up at 8ish to start getting ready and had to drive into bellevue to drop off drycleaning so i actually have clothes to wear and then be back ho...
Posted by Capt'n Rand'm on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fuck the 9th degree...

this myspace thing is a crack up.  i've been on here for about a week now and found a guy that i burried in the sand in the sixth grade, and now my mail man, who actually went to the same school ...
Posted by Capt'n Rand'm on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

first toddler movie

just took aidan to his first movie theater movie, and he did amazingly good.  granted he got chocolate, soda, and popcorn, but he did good.  i only had to take him out of the theater for a s...
Posted by Capt'n Rand'm on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST