Animation, Drawing, Painting, Making Soap, Cycling, Swimming, Ski/Snowboarding, Outdoors, BurningMan!, Reading, Film/DVD buff, Dancing, Gamecube/PS2, Tennis, Any kind of WaterFun(nothin kinky), Writing, Intelligent conversation, hangin with friends and feeding my heroin habit while reading to the elderly and infirmed. Who is actually reading this right now? Five Gold Stars to anyone who can answer it: First of all, the retarded don’t rule the night. They don’t rule it. Nobody does. And they don’t run in packs. While they may not be as strong as apes, don’t lock eyes with them. It puts them on edge. It might put them on bezerker mode. Come at you like a whirling dervish, all fists and elbows. You might be screaming “No, no, no†and all they hear is “Who wants cake.â€...
Above all, Maturity. The ability to set aside emotional irrationality when confronted with the need to exhibit calm and careful demeanor. Conversation and openness of yourself is the most amazing thing to root connection to me and bond to a most solid ground. I will always open with full disclosure and express myself freely. I love life and you should too, with me.DO NOT LIE to me. If you shake my trust, you're gone. I've grown up enough and been through enough in life to know better. Everyone goes through it and I know that, but unless you're a 20 yr.old or just thereabout, you should know better too. There's nothing more sad&pathetic than a grown adult who's a pathological liar or egomaniac-unless you are a sociopath&legitimately have a medical condition planning or already taking medication for it.Most importantly is the tendency to show compassion and kindness (to yourself and others) when the darkest parts of our hearts make us afraid and insecure. I look for: Honesty, Sincerity, Humility, Humor, Wit, Charm, Intelligence, Care, Openness, Kindness, Empathy, That crystalline shine that the most wonderful people I know always seem to exude. The eyes tell me everything I need to know usually. Talk&converse with me, question me, impart wisdom to me, teach me the things you know best and show me what you're good at. Challenge me (appropriately) and joke with me because I'm sure as hell going to do all those things to you.I also want to meet the interesting and/or toxic people.. the drunks, the people who poke about short people, bald people, queers, Siamese Twins and the elderly, drug (ab)users, chain smokers, pot tokers, and white trash crackers... but they could tell the jokes to any of those above-mentioned people because they're obviously not even remotely close to serious about it when the love they have is so clear to everyone. Anyone who knows and can introduce me to Amy Sedaris or anyone who also loves Amy Sedaris, anyone who reads David Sedaris, people who have dogs missing one leg, someone who saw Fabio the day a goose smashed into his face on that rollercoaster, public masturbators, hand and/or foot models, nipple fondlers and pooper scoopers, people who wear an eyepatch or fake mustache, anyone that can speak Pittsburghese, or anyone who knows what a Dirty Sanchez, Donkey Punch, Rusty Trombone and Hot Carl is. Make me smile, make me laugh, make me think and make me cry(out of love-fuck off if you make me cry in pain).I have an eclectic group of friends whom I care about. I love meeting new people- hit me up. Hopefully I can meet some more eclectic folks who I can love meeting. And be upfront. Don't pretend to be someone you aren't and that will say volumes.. but make a genuine attempt and you will surely catch my attention. I want to meet anyone who read this whole damn profile. Oh yeah... did I mention I'd also really like to meet anyone who knows Amy Sedaris? ;-)
deep/jazzy house ala naked & cafe del mar, eclectic tastes: Sting to Pizzicato 5 to Maceo Parker to Lisa Shaw to A3 to Scissor Sisters to Dolly Parton to Paul Van Dyke to Sasha/Digweed, Dmitri, Miguel Migs, damn near ALL naked music. love me some funk. If it's got a beat, I'll listen to it and probably find something good to great in it. I'm always willing to hear something new- even if it be a first and a last time only....
Big Lebowski, Fargo, LOTR tril., Delicatessen, Waiting for Guffman, American Beauty, The Thing, Gods and Monsters, Heavenly Creatures, Iris, Clue, Freeway, Magnolia, Requiem for a Dream, Silence of the Lambs, Misery, Nightmare B4 Xmas, Serial Mom, Dancer in the Dark, 9 to 5, Mary Poppins, oh man, there are a lot of 'em. I'm a movie nut. ...
not a huge TV fan, except on DVD without commercials. as TV goes, ADULT SWIM!!!!!DISCOVERY CHANNEL AND HISTORY CHANNEL; HEROES!!!!; simpsons; family guy; invader zim; SeaLab; South Park; ST:TNG; Buffy; Carnivale is a strange fix, AbFab, Kids In the Hall, Lost,things I DO watch on 'real' tv not regularly, but worth tuning into: Daily Show; At one time, Alias... but not anymore; MythBusters; Inside the Actor's Studio; PBS; Discovery Channel, History Channel; Golden Girls; Smurfs or DuckTales, if only they'd ever play the damn things again.I miss Liquid Television. Is there ANYONE out there who has seen or remembers Turkey TV on Nickelodeon many years ago?...
TOO MANY TO LIST HERE.If you know Guns, Germs and Steel... you got a big something we can talk about.
I need a hero... I’m holding out for a hero 'till the morning light. He’s gotta be sure, And it’s gotta be soon, And he’s gotta be larger than life. I need a heeeeerrrrrooooo...and Kelly-