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_JUAN

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About Me

I work a lot. eat a lot. laugh a lot. fall in love a lot (not really, I just like saying that). like going to the gym. dig good dance music (pop, progressive house, breaks, acid, elaborate mash-ups, jungle). work hard at being fair and honest. chocolate is good. I produce events. like checking other people's parties. love artists. love tequila. monkeys are funny. need to travel more. love people that work hard at what they love. love sneakers (nikes are my favorite). love meat. love tattoos. more JUAN ----- http://www.friendster.com/juanjesus

My Interests

"clear eyes", punching bags, yogurt, deep breaths, the gym, brunch, strawberry anything, "Undressed" on msn.com, my pals, hot showers, detoxing after Miami (lord jesus), finding solutions fast, cubans, my minpins, beautiful men that do cool shit, "my body", vitamin water, legs, anti-anxiety, sassy boys, weekend love affairs, "told you so"s, meaty beats, chickens, trans..., my ipod, giant binder clips, singledom, comme de garcon cologne, antihistamines, "just another rich kid", body fascism, habit forming substances that I hate but don't but I do but I don't but I do but I don't..., wikipedia, bcc'd emails, Kat Giantis, counting to 10, counting to 20, stuffed meats, tough looking men that wear make-up, morgan fairchild.

I'd like to meet:

Buff Mother Fuckers, Sexy Tittie Suckers and 2-Balled (Tranny) Bitches. Okay, cuties work too.Take the quiz:
What type of gay guy are you?

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Music:

downtempo (PORTISHEAD), progressive house, garage-house, disco (DONNA SUMMER), techno, break-beat (PLUMP DJs!), GHETTO-TECH (DJ ASSAULT), hip-hop, HARD drum and bass, R and B LOVE songs, neo-soul (ERYKAH BADU), electro, ELECTROCLASH (LARRY TEE), ACID!, miami bass, JUNGLE (APHRODITE), 2-step, good MASH-UP (DJ EARWORM)

Movies:

anything with an unexpected ending, tragedies are my favorite. saw, very bad things, eternal sunshine, the omen, dancer in the dark, exorcist, amelie, 7TH SIGN, legend, monster, se7en, streets of fire, peewee's big adventure

Television:

Ugly Betty, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (f*cking hilarious!), so noTORIous, 60 minutes, making the band 3, girls next door, nip/tuck, wonder showzen (so f*cked), desperate housewives, arrested developement, muscle & fitness, SNL, surreal life, grey's anatomy, foster's home for imaginary friends, project runway, the comeback, best week ever, everybody hates chris, medium, the apprentice(s), I LOVE TIVO!

Books:

Thesauraus

Heroes:

super