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Bronco Yanko

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


I WISH MARY FREY WOULD WASH HER BALLS ONCE IN A WHILE!I'M INTO: Dirty minds; Pure Hearts; A kooky thought process; Confidence; Verbal Agility; Multiple spoken languages; Trader Joe's; Cats; Gettin' DrRnK; NPR; 420; Bel Ami; Upscale bars; Dive Bars; Shameless Behavior; MuShRoOmS; Petting my house plants; Boys who wear glasses; good graffiti; Giving my friends and loved ones a hard time, both physically and verbally (especially if they portray any of the following qualities)I'M NOT INTO: Belts looped through your jeans label; Lies; Britney Spears; Life-Stagnation; Being stuck indoors 24/7; People who act like they..re still in high school; being awake for days at a time; enslaving myself for 40 hrs a week; cars and pavement; Anything that is "Hella-Hecka-Fierce"; bad graffiti I GET PISSED OFF WHEN: People fuck with my friends in any way and they don't defend themselves I'M PLEASED WHEN: People comment on how close, beautiful, and diverse my relationships with my friends and family are. I am 56% Asshole/Bitch.
. I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em. Take the
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My Interests

I'm interested in becoming an international anti-socialite

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Japhy Grant (see video below). I'm madly in love with him and I want to fill him with my babies. If you know him tell him he needs to take on the challenge of making an honest man out of me, but we'll have to wait to move in together until after he leaves LA. I just saw a picture of him wearing glasses and I think I need to go out and buy a fresh pair of H&M chonies.I seem to seek out people who make me laugh. Geeks, freaks, and intelligence draw me near...

Music:

Bjork, Radiohead, the Bee Gee's, Beck, Pre Y2K Madonna, Sublime, Harry Connick Jr., Portishead, PJ Harvey, Sade, Annie Lennox, EBTG, Sarah Vaughan, Pizzacato 5, NIN, Funkstorung, Air, Prince, Tori Amos, and other random shit strange friends from far lands have put on CD's for me... I also enjoy the music of people I know personally who are in groups called Beatropolis, Matmos, Cotton Candy, Disaster Kid, Kool Skool, Mister Rogers... for dancing at a club or bar, I like Drum 'N Bass, House, Hip-Hop, Latin (Salsa, Samba, and such) and I avoid anything that is too Top 40's or Circuit... and my roommates Jessica and Matt are my inspiration to keep playing the piano (I recently memorized a piece by Grieg) and incorporating more music in my life... I also think that guy from Maroon Five needs a piece of me even though most of his music sucks.

Movies:

As with music, way too fucking many to list, but I'll summarize: John Waters films, almost anything with Parker Posey in it, Silence of the Lambs, Nightmare on Elm Street Series, Tokyo Decadence, Waking Life, Memento, Rivers and Tides, Dancer in the Dark, films directed by Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Freeway with Reese Witherspoon (it's the only reason I can forgive her for marrying the love of my life), Pedro Almodovar films, Stefan Ruzowitzky films (Benno Fürmann is fucking HOT), Strangers With Candy (I own all 3 seasons and I got to say, "hello" and, "I'll see you in Wigfield tonight!!" to Amy Sedaris and Paul Dinello on the corner of Haight and Ashbury while a woman with a huge bush across the street from us was walking around wearing nothing but a bra and tennis shoes)... and lots, lots more... generally anything nerdy, dorky, sick and twisted, or foreign I like..... okay, fine, I love Beaches, Steel Magnolias, 9 to 5, The Women, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Aunti Mame (with Rosalind Russell), and just about any other gay-ass movie too...

Television:

When I have the remote: Comedy Central, History Channel, CNN (I hate Lou Dobbs), Bravo, Discovery Channel..... I generally hate having the remote, so I just end up watching the stoner TV my friends tend to put on... and I do occasionally get stuck watching reality TV, but I swear to gawd it makes me feel dirty.

Books:

Same as with Movies and Music, I'll give a brief summary of the kinds of things I've read... I'm always open to recommendations for new books though... Oscar Wilde, a lot of Stephen King (primarily the Dark Tower Series), The Dance of Life: The Other Dimension of Time, Vanishing Voices, Elegant Universe, Einstein's Dreams, Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series, Foundation and I Robot (I was HORRIFIED to see it remade as an action hero film), David Sedaris (He signed my copy of Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim and wrote Faggot on the second page, when I actually wanted him to dedicate the book to Dirty Faggot. He also misspelled my name... oh well)--UPDATE-- I got to meet David Sedaris at a reading he did on Haight street. This time I got him to cross out Yanka and spell my name correctly. He also wrote the word DIRTY in front of FAGGOT, so now my book is complete :-D

Heroes:

Anyone who's said no to Mary Frey. Hey, you just saved yourself from any number of STD's she might have passed on to you. Good for you!

My Blog

Francis Crick... Fuck YOU Myheritage.com!

Okay, first off who the fuck is Francis Crick. Secondly, how the fuck do I look 68% like him??...
Posted by Bronco Yanko on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 08:20:00 PST

RÈVE

18 Junio 2004         &n bsp;  Just woke up from a horrible nightmare five days after my third annual twenty-fifth birthday.  My sister, chooch-a-...
Posted by Bronco Yanko on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 02:06:00 PST

Today

Today I was really depressed and feeling down on myself and still feeling sick but couldn't call in again so I came to work. On the downside, I ended up throwing up all of my lunch and I'm sitting at ...
Posted by Bronco Yanko on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 06:12:00 PST

Shoot 'em Up!

Yet another fun filled event with all my ho's! How can you not have fun at a birthday party theme built around Guns, Girls, Gays, and Mustaches?We'll start with the two Hot Momma's Jessica and Kate s...
Posted by Bronco Yanko on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 06:14:00 PST

Watermelon Wrestling

So, I figured it was only a matter of time before this ended up on YouTube. The following videos are from the 2006 Annual Gay Camping Watermelon Wrestling Competition a bunch of friends of mine have ...
Posted by Bronco Yanko on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:13:00 PST

Short Essay 'Cause I'm Getting in Gear for School

Summer: 1983           I remember many details from early childhood with suprising clarity, but the summer of 1983 marks a substantial amount of time that still rem...
Posted by Bronco Yanko on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 03:04:00 PST

I'm not a racist!

Chink The Stink        John Ponce and I got drunk and went to the tattoo parlor together.  By drunk, I mean SMASHED.  We were falling all over the place.  I w...
Posted by Bronco Yanko on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 02:53:00 PST

I'd Like to Take a Pole...

Or, um, Poll, I mean... I suppose it's okay for girls to let some body hair grow out from time to time, lord knows I do it.  I also trim from time to time.  My mom gave us some monster gene...
Posted by Bronco Yanko on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 03:36:00 PST

I got your TOP EIGHT, right here!

Top 8 as they are for the moment: 1.Susana--AKA Chooch-A-Dog 2.Cale, Dark Warlord of Corruption--AKA Caleesha Browneye, or Jerri 3.Space Channel 5--AKA Dirty Laundry, or The Cracken,...
Posted by Bronco Yanko on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 10:15:00 PST

I Got a New Job!!

    I finally got a new job and I'm so happy!  The people I work with now are really nice and it's an envirnment that suits me better.  Also, I love the financial district.&nb...
Posted by Bronco Yanko on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 07:23:00 PST