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REVIEWS
"Sometimes, late at night, I still think of brave and honest Stark. It's his vulnerability, however, that makes Stark superstar material; that intangible 'something' that can make a God out of an ordinary man."
-Judy Barnett, Stark's Mother
"His beauty is waist deep, trust me."
-Maxxxie Sweets, Professional Entertainer
"Stark? Stark!! That motherfucker still owes me $200 bucks."
-John Sweschum, Brother-In-Law
"Stark's music is like a symphony, without the orchestra, the multiple movements, and the harmonic complexity."
-Levon Straddvizhk, Conductor, Tone-Deaf Symphony Orchestra
"Is he still dealing? He was always courteous and prompt."
-Yngwe Garcia, aka, Peralta G, Streetwalker
"Stark's music rings of the inevitable struggles of man against nature, but possibly more to the inverse: the caged savage on display. No doubt he had his revenge by laying these turds."
-Harper's, The Anniversary Edition
"I knew him before he got dead."
-Wiley Hand
"Prince ain't got nuthin' on him! Have you seen him dance?"
-Mr. Esposito, Former Piedmont Middle School Principal
"His music was brilliant. Yet, his actions and conduct were often in poor taste."
-Jeffrey Dahmer
"Trippy, cool, far out- definitely drug induced. Me like."
-The Green Scene Magazine, DW
"What impressed me about Stark, was his knowledge of the law. What lead to his forceful custody, was his recitation of the Miranda Rights in an Elmer Fudd voice. The break-dancing didn't help either."
-Sergeant William Tunnel, Reno P.D.(from the transcript)
"His music isn't really my cup of tea."
-Violet Oddfellow, Owner, La Rouge Tea House, North England
"Stark emoted struggle. When he sang, we related, reflected, grew emotionally. It was like standing in a room full of midgets. He made you feel taller."
-Turkel Griggio, Former Patient at the Knotty Pines Rehabilitation Center, Bakersfield, CA
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-Starlight Reviews: The Who's Who
"The crowd erupted when they heard Stark's voice. From the moment he began, there was never a lull in the noise. People were really pissed."
-A neighbor, wishing to remain anonymous, interviewed by KPNY correspondent Dan Disdale, describing the scene of Stark's infamous 3AM march through Point Richmond with a bullhorn.
"I admired him as an entertainer. When the crowd wouldn't come to him, he went to the crowd. Once again, Stark proved there is no such thing as bad publicity."
-Roy Bookhulder, Author of 'Guerilla Promotion Techniques.'
"Stark's taste in women was pitiable, his music, noise, and his enthusiasm for liquor was prodigious. Jesus, I miss his aura."
-Boris Phlegel, Longtime Friend, Confidant, Palm Reader and Noted Atheist.
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