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Wiley Hand

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About Me


GO FISHING. . .
DISCOGRAPHY
Gridlock Savage [1996: San Francisco, CA(French Import)]
Censored [1999: Oakland, CA]
Potboiler [2004: Berkeley/San Rafael, CA; Boulder, CO(Greek Import)]
Music Is War [2005: Boulder, CO]
Life is Fatal [2008: Lyons, CO]
REVIEWS
Catchy like a cold; silly like string; hot like chocolate; sharp as a razor.
-gL, Green Light
Refreshing weirdness, I dig it!"
-Xanthe(Poesis)
"Herr Hand fortsetter å skrive morsomme låter som ikke har noe med sosialisme eller proleteriatet å gjøre"
-Klassekamper, Oslo
“Unabashed acoustic folk in a very electric age. Makes it sound a little edgy and risky, even. Excellent songwriting and fine hooks, which bring a lot of classic tunes to mind but don't rip anyone off. I particularly like the sophisticated attack in the songs, poking deep into love and life and totally avoiding the ‘oh ain't love grand’ simplicities...a thoughtful and tuneful album. We likes.“
-Mr. Cyrano
“I'm most struck in the first listen by the variety and the relaxed feel. Listenable, playful, loose...”
-David Roth, Seattle
“Folk songs and poetry from a singer who matches his pleasantly light voice with unobtrusive music that skips along.”
-Tim Quirk, Listen.com
“A Thoreau Examination: Evan Reeves' poetry and song lyrics are a refreshing return to sincerity in an age of chic cynicism. It was a privilege to work with him on editing some of the lyrics which eventually became this album. The Thoreau and Frost-inflected ideas and Beatlesque sense of structure renew one's faith in the power of songs.”
-Joseph McCombs
“You have a lot of good songs here...some of them are trinket'ish. Short, I won't say incomplete, but almost jingle'ish. Is that on purpose?”
-Charles Hyams
“You must be on drugs. Absolutely garbage!”
-WEESE99 from Lexington, Kentucky
"Det blir ikke fart, uten bart."
-Daglige Fisken, Deset, Norway
“They say that there is a place for all music, however they haven't heard this yet.”
-Bim from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
“Diggin' it! Whether it was sarcasm or a true to life depiction of a day in your singer's life, it does not matter.”
-Polyhymnia from Houston, Texas
“Dork-a-rama. I hope I never actually meet whoever made this ball-less Christian crapola. Talented musically.”
-PhilipMars from Studio City, California
“Greg Brady would be proud!!!”
-Kixfan from Keyser, West Virginia
“On the plus side, you guys are running counter to most acoustic music out there these days...”
-Tonyr from Ivoryton, Connecticut
“Yay, something finally different from the rest of the sounds...appreciating the beauty of WORDS!”
-Schonetbelle from Ann Arbor, Michigan
"Nobody repels the dining crowd as quick as Mr. Hand."
-Lavelle MacRoskowitz, Maitre D’ at Denny’s Restaurant, Buffalo, NY
"Of all the singer/songwriters out there today, Wiley Hand is definitely one of them."
-Attributed to Tom Rush
“I don't believe that this is music. I like your originality, and your boldness, but perhaps this should be shared somewhere else..?”
-Rausch from Glen Ellyn, Illinois
"Do you live here alone? Uh, is that dog wearing a tutu? Where are your pants?"
-Patrol Officer, Longmont, CO Police Department
“Basically, your music really sucks a big fat !@%!...but other from that it's allright...really melodic...You should have stuck to riding bulls instead of singing...go back to Kansas and ride a horse or something.”
-ThaBeatJunky from Sanfrancisco, California
“One of the best spoof songs ever(“Dealer”)!”
-Titus from San Francisco, California
“Sincere, compact, and from the heart.”
-RUNAMUKZIG from So. Cal, California
PREVIOUS HEADLINES
WHERE IS THE WOOD-YARD MAN?
EL KABONG WAS HERE. OLAYYYYEEEE!
LIVING A LIFE OF STRENUOUS RETIREMENT
THE TIME OF THE HYENA IS UPON US
VEGETARIANISM IS A FORM OF CAPITALISM
TALENT SEES DIFFERENCE; GENIUS, UNITY
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/29/2007
Band Website: myspace.com/ammomusiccompany
Band Members:MUSICIANS
WILEY HAND: lip-syncing, speaking in tongues, & things with strings.
BILLY "THE HOBBS" HOBARARAN: drums, stage dives, & dealer.
MAXIMUS LAGNIAPPE: TBA.
TRES KROOL: bass, freestyle middle-eights, & wing man.
PHIL: groupie, guru, & backing vocals.

TECHNICAL
Produced by Stark & Evan Reeves
Engineered & mixed by Evan Reeves

ROAD CREW
"FOGGY" BOB MULQUEEN: road manager.
VIOLA FITZPATRICK MULQUEEN: booking.
JELLY ROLL SIMMS & RUTHIE: promotion & merchandise.
KEGGER BOB: security.
GRAY "TWO-STRIKES" BURTON: transportation.
DIGGER, JELLY ROLL SIMMS JR, GROUND ZERO, FREEBIRD, TINY, ONE-LOAD, SILO, TWIGGY, BROKE BACK & MINNESOTA STILTZ: roadies, security tactical unit.

Influences:The Beatles, James Brown, Robert Frost, David Ogilvy, Jack Dempsey, Pete Seeger, Alan Lomax, The Staple Singers, Billy Idol, Adriano Moraes, Stark, Elvis, The Dead, Paul "The Chief" Bianco, Miles Davis, Astral Weeks, Sonny Liston, España, The Residents, John Muir, Bob Marley, Kingston Trio, John Hurt, Black Keys, Mike Tyson, Kieth Benningfield, The Little Big Men, El Kabong, Hyde Street Studios, Bobby Knight, Yves Tanguy, Picasso, Old Timey, Kreg Viesselman, Boubacar Diébaté, Blind Boys Of Mississippi, Frank Warner, Paco de Lucia, Broun Fellinis, Combat Rock, George Martin, James Leisy, Brian Eno, Willie, Cocteau Twins, Henry Miller.

Sounds Like:Jonathan Richman, The Dream Hour, Tom Lehrer, The Holy Modal Rounders, Capitol Steps, Martin Mull, The Foremen, Austin Lounge Lizards, Ego, Stream Of Consciousness, Motorhead.

Record Label: A*M*M*O Music company
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

BENT

She likes it bentAnd I like it straight.Her finger touchedThe lips of NarcissusReturning an affection.There is a questionI ever ask her- Is there love in reflection?She was amused But not smitten.She ...
Posted by Wiley Hand on Sat, 10 May 2008 06:39:00 PST

A STRONG CASE AGAINST PERSONAL FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION IN POPULAR MUSIC

A strong case against personal freedom of expression in popular music can be made, dear nephew. Please put down that six-string axe, Elijah. Don’t even think about thwacking those Pearls. There...
Posted by Wiley Hand on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:35:00 PST

SUBMIT A REVIEW

Dear Friend and Foe,Thank you for taking the time and effort to prepare a review and for submitting it to the Official Wiley Hand" Myspace.We here at Wiley Hand are fortunate enough to have hundreds o...
Posted by Wiley Hand on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:27:00 PST

THE DESULTORY DICTIONARY

The Desultory DictionaryBy Siguiente Yeats, Faculty College of Slaternia, UTXEA AEGIS: an artist uses an earlier artist’s manner as a source to take refuge in and to challenge its authority. Rec...
Posted by Wiley Hand on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 05:43:00 PST

THINGS NO LIKE

THINGS NO LIKEWorkingBeing in horrid shapePainBathingCommutingCommutersCar alarmsPissing all over the bathroom floor in the AM(it’s like a right angle shooting from my urethra!)Goody-goodiesChic...
Posted by Wiley Hand on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 05:25:00 PST