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jkriv

Neuken in de Keuken.

About Me

I'm Jason. I make music.

My Interests

That weird kicking thing my leg does just as I'm about to fall asleep that wakes me back up. What is that all about?

I'd like to meet:

Freaks and Motherf!@#$rs!!!!

Music:

The sound of a tapioca ball shooting out from the end of an extra-wide straw.

Heroes:

"I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the manmade sound never equaled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig." -Alfred Hitchcock

My Blog

30, byotches!

Why does everyone dread this? I mean, fuck it, it feels good and it's only gonna get better. Cheers to growing up. :P
Posted by jkriv on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:53:00 PST

i heart scarlet johansson.

not since i was 13 and pining over a gawky gothy wynona ryder in beetlejuice have i felt this way about a celebrity female. someone start a myspace group about her. i will join. and i don't nor...
Posted by jkriv on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 04:00:00 PST

I'm terribly flattered....

...by all the attention I've been getting from the teenage girls of myspace. If you're underage and I haven't written back to you, please don't take it personally...just not sure I want to end up on ...
Posted by jkriv on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST