My Cat Lucky, Issue 2: Fat Luck |
*He is too fat to fit in his condo. Notice how his paw sticks out.Last time the Lucky was at the vet, he weighed 18 lbs.He is quite fat. When I take him to his vet, he usually tries to muffle his laug...
Posted by Cooliette on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:43:00 PST |
My Cat Lucky, Issue 9: This Scotch Tastes Like Shit |
Let's say I just returned from the liqour store with an obscenely expensive bottle of scotch to toast my victory over my lousy cat. And then, let's say it's evening, the apartment's dark and I haven't...
Posted by Cooliette on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:53:00 PST |
My Cat Lucky, Issue 8: Treasure Chest |
Thought I put him to sleep, didn't you. If I didn't envision the victory over Lucky to taste like the best scotch EVER--I'm talking scotch that God kept all to himself--I may have had a 3-second momen...
Posted by Cooliette on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:52:00 PST |
My Cat Lucky, Issue 7: Your Cat Was Made Wrong |
And yet, he still does cat-like things; playing with his string for example.The vet remembered me from last year. He remembered the woeful tale of Cat Keeper J. I had gathered some fun shapes in a pla...
Posted by Cooliette on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:51:00 PST |
My Cat Lucky, Issue 6: Poop Dish |
*Thought I'd spare you a photo for this entry.Yeah, I put poop in his dish two weeks ago. He dropped his shapes right in front of me, so I grabbed him and tried to put him in his litterbox before the ...
Posted by Cooliette on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:49:00 PST |
My Cat Lucky, Issue 5: Litterbox Lingo |
This is me thinking dark thoughts about Lucky.I'm obviously failing in my communication to Fat Luck. He has completely abandoned the thought of using his litterbox. Yesterday, my boyfriend suggested t...
Posted by Cooliette on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:48:00 PST |
My Cat Lucky, Issue 4: Fun Shapes |
They are rock hard. They come in many shapes and sizes.Remember when you were a kid and your were learning about circles and squares and triangles? How you would take a shape and then drop them in the...
Posted by Cooliette on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:46:00 PST |
My Cat Lucky, Issue 3: My Left Foot |
My left foot usually falls victim to Lucky. Look at allthat cat hair."I stepped in cat shit," is not a commonly used phrase. It's usually dog shit. Not cat shit. But if you heard someone say this, tha...
Posted by Cooliette on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:45:00 PST |
My Cat Lucky, Issue 1: 10 Year Friendship |
don't let him fool you with this picture.I have to catch you up to 2006. I bought the Lucky at a pet store in the Crossroads Mall. That's a mall in Boulder, Colorado. I call him "the" Lucky because hi...
Posted by Cooliette on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:41:00 PST |
i feel like shit today |
so i'm going to make myself feel better and list all of the awards i've ever won.1984 - i beat Kimberly Jones in a race from one end of the playground to the other. She never let me play with her and ...
Posted by Cooliette on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 04:06:00 PST |
