NEW contest: asinine crime poems |
Announcing the 12th asinine poetry contest: asinine crime poemsFIRST PRIZE: $100SECOND PRIZE: $75THIRD PRIZE: $50BECOME THE SHAKESPEARE OF CRIME!Or, rather, the Capone of poetry. For our next contest,...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:04:00 GMT |
Latest Asinine Valentine’s Day Poems |
Valentine's Day--the only day of the year anyone pays attention to poetry!ASININE VALENTINE'S DAY POEM NO. 3by Fenway ParkerROSES are redViolets are blueI love cottage cheeseBecause it reminds me of y...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 08:08:00 GMT |
Recent Erotic Poems A-go-g-o |
Hey Asinine Fans, We're featuring the winners of our recent Asinine Erotic Poetry contest online ath AsininePoetry.com. We want to make sure we again thank our sexy contest judges: the ravishing Miche...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:50:00 GMT |
Asinine Erotic Poetry Contest Top Finalists, Part 3 |
Here is part 3 of a sneak preview of the top finalists in the Asinine Poetry Erotic Poetry Contest. Of the poems in all three parts, which would you pick as number one? You can find out what the judge...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 08:18:00 GMT |
Asinine Erotic Poetry Contest Top Finalists, Part 2 |
Here is part 2 of a sneak preview of the finalists of our asinine erotic poetry contest, in no particular order. Look for the winners to be announced on AsininePoetry.com on January 1.YOUR LIPS ARE LI...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 08:15:00 GMT |
Asinine Erotic Poetry Contest Top Finalists, Part 1 |
Here is part 1 of a sneak preview of the poems in consideration for the top spots in our asinine erotic poetry contest, in no particular order.UNDER SHAKESPEARE'S COD PIECEEORHIS WIFE TAKES THE MEASUR...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 08:11:00 GMT |
Evel Knievel and Holiday Poems |
A sample of new poems up on http://www.asininepoetry.comEVEL KNIEVEL ATTEMPTS TO JUMP OVER A POEM ABOUT NORMAN MAILERby Gordon StanleyEVEL Knievel rrrrrrrred-white-&-blue dare- deviliterary lion P...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 08:49:00 GMT |
Asinine Erotic Poetry Contest |
Hey, there's still time to enter the 11th asinine poetry contest: asinine erotic poemsFIRST PRIZE: $50Hey, dear asinine poets!Send in your best bawdy, salacious,sensuous ASININE erotic poems for our n...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 11:14:00 GMT |
Turkey Days Poems for November |
Just uploaded on http://www.asininepoetry.com ASININE THANKSGIVING POEM NO. 7by Fenway ParkerWHO needs Xanax?Who needs bourbon? or Soma?I'm safe from my familyin a tryptophan comaASININE THANKSGIVIN...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 06:53:00 GMT |
Our Asinine Harry Potter Poem Attempts |
Let us know your favorite!HARRY POTTER AND THE NOCTURNAL EMISSION:7 Haikus about Harryby Gordon StanleySTOP shining that wandyou'll turn yourself blind and becomeHairy Palmer.If wizards ruled Earthwou...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 09:17:00 GMT |
