there's this guy sitting there watching tv when he hears a knock at the door. He goes, opens the door, and there's just a snail sitting there. He kicks the snail off to the side and goes back inside. 5 years later he hears another knock at the door. He opens the door and it's that old snail again. He looks down at the snail and the snail says... " what the fuck was that all about?"
I'm the snail. you're the guy watching tv.
