Zombie Franz

Well, I was recently killed in a horrible car accident (which was not my fault!), the bastard that hit me was unhurt and the son of a bitch buried me in a shallow grave so that he would not have to deal with the popo. The shallow grave however, was right smack dab in the middle of the Forest of Resurrection, which just happens to be one of the 666 portals between this world and Hell. So, yeah...long story short, evil got in me, I came back and My clothes are all jacked up becuase no one will sell me some new stuff, I'm kinda dirty cuz I had to crawl out of the shallow grave and I'm still pretty bloody and disfigured on one side of my face. However, I still have all of my limbs and appendages (...oh, yeah, rigor mortis rules...particularly when it is localized in the crotchal area...werd). I'm quite well educated for one of the undead, well read and quite the charmer. Oh, and I love eating brains and bone marrow, but failing to get my hands on that stuff, I have been known to feast on exotic delicacies from the orient and points south...