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The Apocalypse

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About Me

I am the Almighty Apocalypse. My rage is unending, My lust for your suffering insatiable, My power more savage and imminent than your weak-ass imaginations can even begin to comprehend. Bow down before My inevitable and unholy terror. Tremble in your feeble carcass at the merest whisper of My unfathomable vengeance. Surrender to Me, follow Me, be My minion, and when it is My time, you will be granted mercy as you exit this foul plane with blessed haste. I am unfailingly devoted to your doom, and no god that ever presumed to preside on My throne will be there to hear your cries upon My arrival. Mock Me and you will beg to have never been born into your excremental existence on this pitiful planet. For in My wrath I shall exhume your nasty little soul from your writhing fleshly husk, which I will splinter, burn, and break, slowly, agonizingly, and with maniacal glee, and as you make the searing descent into your never-ending inferno, I shall pick My nefarious teeth with your bloody bones, and spit on the spot where your charred remains once soiled the fair earth. I witnessed the beginning, I will bring the end. I am always watching, always waiting. I am already here, I will see this forsaken rock return to its rightful and hallowed silence.. . . . . . . . . . . . I think Im a pretty nice guy although I tend to always have to have the last word. I have a lot of free time right now, which I spend in front of the mirror practicing for the big day. Dont fuck with Me; its a really fucking bad idea.

My Interests

freaking you out, ending the world, plaguing your nightmares, biding My time, earthquakes, black holes, tornadoes, asteroids, war, total devastation, misery, hubris, mega-tsunamis, hurricanes, volcanoes, nuclear bombs, remembering the good times (ahh, the Black Death, now that was fun), inflicting excruciating pain, devouring your children, mocking your burning flesh, you get the idea…

I'd like to meet:

Other Apocalypses.. eternity can be so lonesome.. and as for you mortals? Oh, I'm sure I will be meeting you all...

Music:

The sound of My divine and eternal fury ripping apart your pathetic world. And your futile screams, of course. They are a sacred symphony to my fervent ears...

Movies:

Dr. Strangelove or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Bomb, Apocalypse Now, 28 Days Later, A Boy and His Dog, The Day the Earth Stood Still, War of the Worlds, Soylent Green, End of Days, Slaughterhouse Five, Resident Evil, Day of the Dead, Fulci’s Zombie (Oh, that ending brings a tear to my eye every time...), 12 Monkeys, The Omega Man, The Andromeda Strain, Mad Max, The Day After Tomorrow, Outbreak, Twister, Independence Day, Armageddon, Volcano, Deep Impact, The Stand, Hiroshima Mon Amour…

Television:

Any educational programming concerning Me or any of My interests. And the Simpsons.

Books:

Revelations

Heroes:

Well, Me, of course. I'll be your hero too...

My Blog

Star Wars Episode III

The Apocalyse has seen Episode III and would like to comment. I like the part where... ***OH, Spoilers*** I like the part where he is burned to a crisp in the lava. That was cool. Then he become...
Posted by The Apocalypse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yeah I'm on a roll....

Tsunamis, Earthquakes, Mudslikes. Laugh it up guys. I'm about to dance on your graves, suckas!
Posted by The Apocalypse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This George Bush guy....

I think he's on my side.....
Posted by The Apocalypse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

My reign of terror begins...
Posted by The Apocalypse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST