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About Me

..I pity inanimate objects,because they can't move.From specks of dust to paperweights,or a pound note sealed in resin,plastic Santas in perpetual underwater snowstorms,sculptures that appear to be movingbut aren't,I feel sorry for them all.What are they thinkingwhen they arrive at a place?Do they sigh with disappointment?And when they leavedo they have regrets?Is a sofa as happy in one corneras it is in another?And how does the room feel about it?I pity inanimate objects.I pity inanimate objects.I pity inanimate objects.I pity them all.Physics isn't fair.Is a tree as a rocking horsean ambition fulfilled?And is the sawdust jealous?I worry about these things.Peppercorns don't moveuntil they contaminate the ice-creamthree weeks later.Is the gold in Fort Knox happy gold?I care about these things.Some things are better left alone.Grains of sand prefer their own company,but magnets are two faced.No choice for sugar,but what choice could there be,but to drown in coffee or to drown in tea?The frustrations of being inanimate.Maybe its better that way.The fewer the moving parts,the less there is to go wrong.I wonder about these things.I pity inanimate objects.I pity inanimate objects.I pity inanimate objects.I pity them all. G&C 1979

My Interests

Girls, Lego, Luxury, Fire, Skin, Water

I'd like to meet:

Beauty and Brains. Also shallow Hollywood wankers, that spend most of their time looking over your shoulder or checking messages while they talk about themselves. People that would like to run a credit check on you before conversing and equate the value and influence of your circle of friends to their current level of nudity. Please relate to me stories of the latest antics on MTV reality shows and sitcom's designed for those who were delivered from the womb with excess skull-pressure from the doctors tongs. I admire large, ugly, lazy, uninformed, hirsute, odorous, ilmannered, superficial people and all creatures great and small.

Music:

Kraftwerk, Bach, Sex Pistols, Stockhausen, Hospital Records, Mute Records, Warp Records, Cherry Red Records, Yellow Magic Orchestra, Human League, DAF, KLF, SLF, K&D, Eno, Fad Gadget, Roxy Music, Motorhead, Chemical Brothers, Joy Division, Felix da Housekat, Bob Marley, Slayer and Wham ................

Movies:

Full Metal Jacket, Clockwork Orange, The Soft Skin, D'Argent De Poche, Georgy Girl, Fahrenheit 451

Television:

sure... now what was the question?

Books:

Tipping Point, Do Cowboys Dream Of Electric Sheep? , Beano

Heroes:

you baby... you're my hero...just try and live longer than most of them

My Blog

there's a pedo in every speedo and a date in every retard

Acht.. or should that be chat? I'm having an attack of scrabble brain, a big bag of letters all looking to be used to make some sense .. fortunately I'm short of "f" and "u."So fuck you and your date,...
Posted by Richard on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 08:54:00 PST

Mel Klein RIP

Early Tuesday morning Mel Klein was killed instantly in a car accident in Southern California. To me he was a dear friend, a mentor, an example of the American dream and a future thinker. While he's ...
Posted by Richard on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:34:00 PST

Bollocks to you and your hairy mate

xanax and benydril aren't working, no sleep for me tonight apparently... dunno quite why it is but I just want to swear like some fish stank sweating, tabacco chew spit gargling, ass cleavage finger s...
Posted by Richard on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 01:08:00 PST

Confusion and beauty

I'm confused today.. and I don't feel pretty when I'm confused. I'm not sure if people let you down or if you expect too much from people and therefore you let yourself down... but I'm confused..........
Posted by Richard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Reasons to be cheerful ....

Why don't you get back into bed? Reasons to be cheerful part 3 Summer, Buddy Holly, the working folly Good golly Miss Molly and boats Hammersmith Palais, the Bolshoi Ballet Jump back in the a...
Posted by Richard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Late Valentine Poem

Like a death at a birthday party, You spoil all the fun.Like a sucked and spat-out Smartie*,You're no use to anyone.John Cooper Clarke*UK version of M&Ms
Posted by Richard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Gay marriage

Who gives a monkeys ass who get's married to whom... I'm just pissed off that I can't marry myself and get the tax break. Let's face it, it's unlikely to end in divorce or unwanted children and isn't ...
Posted by Richard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wood stumps and warmth

Wood stumps warmed me twice. Once while I was splitting them, and again when they were on the fire.... perhaps thrice as I formerly warmed my head with reading controversial writings there on.... a...
Posted by Richard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Freedom

I don't know if I'm unhappy because I'm not free or if I'm not free because I'm unhappy.
Posted by Richard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST