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Jerkeca

I am here for Friends

About Me

*i think that courtesy in general is being systematically bred out of the general public to make americans the biggest assholes possible.
*i don't know why, but i have no respect for people that can not spell.
*i like to procrastinate until thursday then see if i can get a weeks worth of work done in 24 hours. makes me feel like i've really accomplished something.*i gravitate towards merriment.
*i've been told you must meet me twice to appreciate my personality.
*whiskey is my kryptonite.
*i'm a professional mocker.
*i can whittle instant entertainment out of beechwood.
*at some point, if i like you, the possibility of having your eyelid and my tongue cross paths increases ten fold.
*people that write "lol" drive me postal.
*i make time to complete sentences with actual words.
*all we need to make comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
*if you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. dp
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My Interests

*if there is any way to complicate things, we will find it.

I'd like to meet:

*revolutionary waitresses.
*captains of industry.
*revisers of history.
*people who practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control.
*these guys....

Music:

*"penetrating so many secrets, we cease to believe in the unknowable.....
....but there it sits, nevertheless, calmly licking its chops."
-h.l.menchken

Movies:

*i find sitting for two hours straight without a pause button almost unbearable.

Television:

*history
a & e
*court tv.

Books:

*non-fiction is fun

Heroes:

*dorothy barker
*si scott
*the person responsible for
http://live.wildlife.wavelit.net/6192NKP
(i have a love hate relationship with this website)

My Blog

2007 Word of the Year

"Plutoed" Voted 2007 Word of the Year In its 17th annual words of the year vote, the American Dialect Society voted "plutoed" as the word of the year, in a run-off against climate canary. To pluto is ...
Posted by Jerkeca on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 05:28:00 PST

Words to banish in 2007

Gitmo- The US military's shorthand for a base in Cuba drives a wedge wider than a split infinitive. When did the notorious Guantanamo Bay Naval Base change to "Gitmo",  a word that conjures up an...
Posted by Jerkeca on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 05:13:00 PST

say what you may about Kathy Griffin............

but I totally heart this woman.She's vulgar, talks about her vag all the time, went to Iraq to make fun of Cheney to our troops and the gays love her.  And anyone that can get Barbara Walters to ...
Posted by Jerkeca on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:07:00 PST

What people really think

1. Give me a nickname. this one's easy. jerkeca. 2. What is the one thing in my life that sticks out? your complete intolerance for whiskey. 3. How long have you known me? um. maybe a year and a half?...
Posted by Jerkeca on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 08:01:00 PST

Wise words from Custodians of Chaos

Vonnegut Speaks In this exclusive extract from his forthcoming memoirs, Custodians of Chaos, Kurt Vonnegut is horrified by the hypocrisy in contemporary US politics. The extract was published in the...
Posted by Jerkeca on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 08:22:00 PST

Washington Post Valentines Fun.

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH   THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:  (1) Love may be beautiful, love may be bli...
Posted by Jerkeca on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 10:47:00 PST

Essential vocabulary additions for the workplace

NEW WORDS FOR 2006: Essential vocabulary additions for the workplace (and elsewhere)1. BLAMESTORMING : Sitting around in a group, discussing why a Deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was ...
Posted by Jerkeca on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 10:58:00 PST

Wildfires Apparently Controlled From Cubicle in Midtown

Wildfires Apparently Controlled From Cubicle in Midtown READ MORE: advertising, gawker, top We were as surprised as you were to find Smokey the Bear advertising on Gawker today. Only you can prevent...
Posted by Jerkeca on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 01:43:00 PST

Telemarketing Fun!!

This is a bulletin from one of my coworker's drag queen friends on myspace. It amuses me.         Hello Darlings! With my new T-Mobile phone, I have very little time to chat o...
Posted by Jerkeca on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 12:07:00 PST

T'was five days before Christmas....

'Twas five days before Christmas and all through the town; Not a train was up running, they'd all been shut down. The turnstiles were locked and the stations were cleared, in hopes that Old Bloomber...
Posted by Jerkeca on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 07:52:00 PST