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ANIMONGO LIVES

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About Me

I make handbags, but really I do not care about handbags that much, so save the handbag talk for your girlfriends. I like B&H Deli, especially their apple and cheddar omelet, I'm also really into tubing and riding in the back of pickup trucks. Adventures are always fun, until there's a stampede, then they are especially fun.

My Interests

unicorns, rainbows, troll dolls, toad skin leather, rhythmic gymnastics, Snuggles the Fabric Softener Bear.

I'd like to meet:

Rainy day women.

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Music:

Sibelius, Marvin Sease. Most things in between.

Movies:

Eat and Run, The Blackhole, Satansbraten, The Running Man, They Live!, Conan the Barbarian, Freaks!, The Pink Panther, etc.

Television:

I used to like Space Precinct a lot, but they took that off the air, much like The Richard Bey Show.

Books:

I'm reading Philip K. Dick now, and I've got some Frank Herbert lined up. If it involves robots, dinosaurs, savages, or the Spanish Main I'm probably into it.

Heroes:

Grace Jones, Rip Taylor and Charo. I've been agitating for years to get them all together for a Christmas Spectacular. I think Rip should play the ghost of Christmas past, what do you think?

My Blog

BIG PARTY!

Sorry about the late notice... I've been harried between the holidays and getting my shit together to move. Nonetheless, we are having a party this Saturday, December 30th. Please do come out and cele...
Posted by ANIMONGO LIVES on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 08:46:00 PST

will someone please marry me?

I can't believe how many damn weddings I have to go to this year. It's bleeding me dry. This weekend I'm going to Detroit, Michigan, I'm sorry I can't take you. Unlike Albert King, I will not be worki...
Posted by ANIMONGO LIVES on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 07:55:00 PST

here's what I've been up to

Good news! I'm officially a firearms owner. The bad news is that my mauser is still in Texas until I go pick it up. Apparently you need some sort of lock on your rifle to check it on a plane. What a p...
Posted by ANIMONGO LIVES on Tue, 30 May 2006 09:03:00 PST

I've got a new pet!

He lives in my stove and his name is Lord Shittymungus. He likes to eat poison, but dislikes peanut butter scented glue traps. His best trick is shitting in the frying pan. He can even do it in the fi...
Posted by ANIMONGO LIVES on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 10:16:00 PST

people of the world...

...stop tucking your pants into your boots, you look stupid. Even if you're a girl.
Posted by ANIMONGO LIVES on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 08:15:00 PST

Goings on...

I'm throwing more stuff out, let me know if you need a High German dinner jacket, Joe Namath style fake fur coat, carnival barker jacket, etc. I think I've come to grips that my handlebar moustache da...
Posted by ANIMONGO LIVES on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 08:56:00 PST

I'll tell you something...

...I've been working these crazy five-day workweeks and it blows. Now I feel tired all the time, how do people do this shit?
Posted by ANIMONGO LIVES on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 08:51:00 PST

Oh boy!

so much has happened since our last blog session, hasn't it? That's right, I finally got that class action settlement I had been waiting for! Now I can say I am 28 cents richer! except of course, for ...
Posted by ANIMONGO LIVES on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

send me some photos

I need some new pictures to put on this shit, and I am far too indolent to bother taking any myself, so send me some pictures of me. You know who you are. ♥ www.nieukhoa.com/ htmls/news/show...
Posted by ANIMONGO LIVES on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

if ever you're in Stockholm

bring your own liquor and never pay for the subway. And always fly Malaysian Airlines, they never give you any flack about all the whiskey and peanuts you ask for. it's the best, really
Posted by ANIMONGO LIVES on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST