Doing things you are too afraid to do, jumping on things and also jumping off of things, getting lost and wandering, finding hidden places, going where I shouldn't be, words, writing about stuff so as to remember experiences better, Organizing amusing events (The HOBO BBQ is just around the corner...hit me up if you want to roll), Spree killing, Pre-meditated murder, Gourmet Cooking, Food Shopping, General Debauchery, Monkeys, Fops, Pirates, Ninjas, Music, Film, Fashion, Anime, Keeping my pimp hand strong, Zombies, Vodka, Thai Red Bull, Puttin the smack down on suckaz, Whiskey, Pork (and pork by-products), Porn, Phrenology, Drinkography, Cartography (mainly making maps of Hawaii), Stuff and Things, Hipster Hunting (season starts on May 5th...watch out Williamsburg!!!), Mechanical Pirates from the Future that got tossed into the past and are now in our time, Kickball and Dodgeball (if you even *think* you have a skill, bring it, I got a team and all we do is kick ass...perhaps yours?).
Trouble. People to inspire me. People that create their own realities rather than purchase prepackaged ones. People that like doing things. People that notice and pay attention to details. Those that can laugh at life no matter how bad it is. People that randomly get into strange situations, not of their doing. Those that create random situations. People with loose morals, degenerates. Dangerous strangers to cause trouble with...and ninjas...or people who know ninjas. Also, Pirates, Fops and Monkeys. If you got SKILLS in cooking or eating, yer always welcome to hit me up, I'm always looking for new culinary challenges...ah, and NOT people that define themselves as hipsters without cringing a little bit.
Many, many things...and there will be an expanded list soon (oh, I'm sure y'all are just dying for that update to come...), but for now, here's a few...Hip-hop, dub, country, glam rock, dnb, ragga, dancehall, Guns n Roses, Fugazi, DJ Qbert, Wesley Willis, Dee-Lite, Pizzicato 5, Redman, Elvis, Massive Attack, Poison, Into Another, etc
Shogun Assassin, Con Air, Fight Club, Shaolin Soccer, New Legend of Shaolin, American Movie, Dragon Inn, Dark Days, Miyazaki, The Freshest Kids, Evil Dead, Bruce Campbell, Warriors, God of Cookery, Tango & Cash, Once Upon A Time in Mexico, Versus, Battle Royale...I am also a huge fan of horrible movies, like Cyborg 2, The Postman (kevin costner) and Universal Soldier: The Return.
Futurama, Family Guy, Aquateen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Simpsons, Initial D, Nip/Tuck, Barbarian Week on History Channel, Food Network, all sorts of news programs (don't knock c-span, son.), the British House of Commons weekly interview with Tony Blair (seriously, if you haven't seen this you are TOTALLY missing out on both information AND comedy), shows where stuff blows up and adult language is used...but recently, I feel my life is *way* more interesting than anything on TV...well...except cartoons. I still kinda wish I was a cartoon...
David Foster Wallace, Robert Anton Wilson, Other authors with 3 names, Mian Mian, Cookbooks, No Reservations (the dopest food mag that isn't out yet...), Pimp, Giant Robot
Crystal Meth, Zombie Franz, Jamon Pata Negra, Raw Milk Cheeses, No Nitrate/Nitrite Bacon