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Supreme Commander

Who's gonna object to chickens fightin like humans

About Me

www.streetwars.netI live like a ninja...well, a domesticated ninja from the future, anyways...I like sneaking into places (and sneaking back out of them....stealth is key...), suprising people, causing trouble (occasionally alcohol realted), creating adventure, finding hidden out of the way places to eat that serve food so good it will make your head explode (and cooking delicious and rare foods). I have been a bit lax in my assassination duties as of late, due to my concentrating more on cooking and eating, rather than killing...my favorite word is PROFLIGATE (for now...and it changes all the time)...I enjoy creating new words and then using them as if people should just naturally know them.I love and often over-use ellipses, I am a huge stickler for spelling (and on the rare occasion grammar), I love breaking rules as long as the breaking is done creatively and with purpose...I am currently on a never-ending quest to actually experience life, rather than live it passively.I think faster than anyone you know and I create fun. I'm like a renaissance man, but with less skills and no sexing of young boys...I enjoy overseas adventures (as well as adventure on the high seas). I will travel with you anywhere, at any time, with a minimum of 5 minutes notice.Eating salty things followed by sweet things (or vice versa) is an excellent way to end an evening of debauchery. I recently found out what my superhero weakness is...and I'm not sharing...just in case you know my nemesis.Ah, also, if you happen to wear a trucker hat please hit me up, I'd love to gouge your eyes out and eviscerate you. pansy bitches. NOTE: Trucker hats and hipsters (self-defined) *still* piss me off...particularly if they merge. I am also completely disgusted by midgets and I have very good reasons for both particularities.AIM- aligavi

My Interests

Doing things you are too afraid to do, jumping on things and also jumping off of things, getting lost and wandering, finding hidden places, going where I shouldn't be, words, writing about stuff so as to remember experiences better, Organizing amusing events (The HOBO BBQ is just around the corner...hit me up if you want to roll), Spree killing, Pre-meditated murder, Gourmet Cooking, Food Shopping, General Debauchery, Monkeys, Fops, Pirates, Ninjas, Music, Film, Fashion, Anime, Keeping my pimp hand strong, Zombies, Vodka, Thai Red Bull, Puttin the smack down on suckaz, Whiskey, Pork (and pork by-products), Porn, Phrenology, Drinkography, Cartography (mainly making maps of Hawaii), Stuff and Things, Hipster Hunting (season starts on May 5th...watch out Williamsburg!!!), Mechanical Pirates from the Future that got tossed into the past and are now in our time, Kickball and Dodgeball (if you even *think* you have a skill, bring it, I got a team and all we do is kick ass...perhaps yours?).

I'd like to meet:

Trouble. People to inspire me. People that create their own realities rather than purchase prepackaged ones. People that like doing things. People that notice and pay attention to details. Those that can laugh at life no matter how bad it is. People that randomly get into strange situations, not of their doing. Those that create random situations. People with loose morals, degenerates. Dangerous strangers to cause trouble with...and ninjas...or people who know ninjas. Also, Pirates, Fops and Monkeys. If you got SKILLS in cooking or eating, yer always welcome to hit me up, I'm always looking for new culinary challenges...ah, and NOT people that define themselves as hipsters without cringing a little bit.

Music:

Many, many things...and there will be an expanded list soon (oh, I'm sure y'all are just dying for that update to come...), but for now, here's a few...Hip-hop, dub, country, glam rock, dnb, ragga, dancehall, Guns n Roses, Fugazi, DJ Qbert, Wesley Willis, Dee-Lite, Pizzicato 5, Redman, Elvis, Massive Attack, Poison, Into Another, etc

Movies:

Shogun Assassin, Con Air, Fight Club, Shaolin Soccer, New Legend of Shaolin, American Movie, Dragon Inn, Dark Days, Miyazaki, The Freshest Kids, Evil Dead, Bruce Campbell, Warriors, God of Cookery, Tango & Cash, Once Upon A Time in Mexico, Versus, Battle Royale...I am also a huge fan of horrible movies, like Cyborg 2, The Postman (kevin costner) and Universal Soldier: The Return.

Television:

Futurama, Family Guy, Aquateen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Simpsons, Initial D, Nip/Tuck, Barbarian Week on History Channel, Food Network, all sorts of news programs (don't knock c-span, son.), the British House of Commons weekly interview with Tony Blair (seriously, if you haven't seen this you are TOTALLY missing out on both information AND comedy), shows where stuff blows up and adult language is used...but recently, I feel my life is *way* more interesting than anything on TV...well...except cartoons. I still kinda wish I was a cartoon...

Books:

David Foster Wallace, Robert Anton Wilson, Other authors with 3 names, Mian Mian, Cookbooks, No Reservations (the dopest food mag that isn't out yet...), Pimp, Giant Robot

Heroes:

Crystal Meth, Zombie Franz, Jamon Pata Negra, Raw Milk Cheeses, No Nitrate/Nitrite Bacon

My Blog

Pork Trifecta

Thank You SWEET JESUS!!!! I am happy to be alive today. I just ate the most delicious breakfast sandwich...ever. It was everything a breakfast sandwich should be; simple, delicious, filling and con...
Posted by Supreme Commander on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How I Nearly Lost My Eye on Xmas Day

You know how your parents warned you back in the day about doing seemingly mundane things that would result in serious bodily injury to you? Like "keep your arms in the car or a passing car will lo...
Posted by Supreme Commander on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hobo BBQ

The time has come to get creative and begin enjoying the warmerness properly... SO. I am organizing a Hobo BBQ. This will entail going, en masse, to a railyard or railyard-esque place, makin...
Posted by Supreme Commander on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pirates and Kickball (and Dodgeball)

So this is the deal. LauRenn (l-train) and I will be starting a summer dodgeball/kickball team. We will probably play games every Sunday. Early afternoon. Alternating between Kickball (with the Br...
Posted by Supreme Commander on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Gaseous Diffusion and How to Deal

this morning was amusing. I get into my elevator and there's this older lady in there and the elevator starts stopping on like EVERY freakin' floor on the way down and only women are getting in. ...
Posted by Supreme Commander on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Washing Your Hands *before* You Pee

Yeah. I was just thinking about this...we're trained to wash our hands after we pee (I speak for dudes here, cuz I haven't been involved in the specifics of how girls pee and am not sure if they ha...
Posted by Supreme Commander on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Coincidence, or: How I Learned the Importance of Shaking the Pee From Your Dick

There are times in our lives when the planets and stars align in a particular way, when coincidence happens on top of coincidence and the situation turns in such a way that the unimaginable happens......
Posted by Supreme Commander on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I miss you baby...

Suprise. Weren't expecting this, were you baby? I just wanted to tell you I really miss you. Going to the museum yesterday and seeing all the stuff again was nice cuz it reminded me when we wemt th...
Posted by Supreme Commander on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the real franz?

i have a confession to make...... i in fact love puppies and other cute fuzzy animals, like sugar-gliders, i like designer clothes (not really, just comfortable stuff...and pimp suits and puma gear...
Posted by Supreme Commander on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a waste of time

writing it mind you...reading it will be your pleasure. no really. indulge my narcissism just for a moment and you may be pleasantly suprised... generally i do not approve of them. this one i make ...
Posted by Supreme Commander on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST