Fuck yo european couch, nigga! |
So last night I went to the chateau marmont for a lovely soiree, and upon entering i was handed a glass of champagne, how fancy! I mingled for a bit then made my way through the crowd, giving Ryan Se...
Posted by Melissa Shmelissa on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 05:55:00 PST |
Uncle Happy’s Funtime Candy Van |
There's no I in team, but there's one in Pedophile.
Click to get molested....
Posted by Melissa Shmelissa on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:23:00 PST |
Dear Santa, I want a Nuclear Isotope for Xmas |
and I'm serious. Preferably Cesium 137, 1uCi activity, with a half-life of 30.1 years.
http://www.unitednuclear.com/isotopes.htm
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Posted by Melissa Shmelissa on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 12:15:00 PST |
Casual conversations I hope I never have and the orgasms I've faked... |
PART 1:We don't have to go to the bar if you're having another outbreak.I'll pay the valet, my insurance covered my AZT prescription this month, I've got some cash to burn.Good luck with your trial to...
Posted by Melissa Shmelissa on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 12:31:00 PST |
Halloween: Playboy Mansion Style |
F-ing awesome. The haunted house was reallllllllly scary, it was Saw themed. The naked chicks were plentiful and the drinks were deliciously free. Too Short performed, awesome as always. I was rea...
Posted by Melissa Shmelissa on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 04:35:00 PST |
Hogwash and a letter from Mom |
You people ever get that feeling like your brain is gonna detonate from overexertion of thinking too much? I certainly do. Bananas. Is overexertion even a word?My mom sent me a typed letter today, I...
Posted by Melissa Shmelissa on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 09:26:00 PST |
Top Eightedness and the Art of Zen Gardening... |
I've established this Top 8 conjecture, which I feel, is fairly comparable to theories such as the ones of relativity and evolution. Let's start, shall we?
First: You have your&nb...
Posted by Melissa Shmelissa on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 02:29:00 PST |
Having too many friends.... |
would definitely necessetate spreadsheets, and I don't know if I'm ready for all of that. Jed, I'm referring to you. How do you balance those 15 best friends you have? All you n...
Posted by Melissa Shmelissa on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 03:38:00 PST |
Ambivalent Nazi Halloween Costume |
A Nazi uniform with an apron that says "I love to cook...Jews." Make sure to say "I love genocide, but I'm sick of having to stay in the closet."
What else?
Posted by Melissa Shmelissa on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 11:35:00 PST |
Mini Cooper... |
Would I get laid more if I drove one of these babies? It's definitely in my pile of cards.... too be continued....
Posted by Melissa Shmelissa on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:58:00 PST |
