worst blog ever |
Isn't it funny how you can go out to eat and order food you can't get at home, and your all, "Wow! This tuna tar tar with baked gorganzola cream sauce is really fantastic! I wish I could make this at ...
Posted by Don P on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 11:23:00 PST |
Waiting in Lines |
Just wanted to say I had a dream where I waited in a line for pretty much the whole night with William Shattner for an event I was unaware of. I woke up confused, frustrated, tired, amused, irritated ...
Posted by Don P on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 02:18:00 PST |
Rules About the Kid's Table |
I know its been said before, but I felt like I needed to go over these rules incase one of you had forgotten them.I've been at the kid's table, like many of you, for my whole life. When I was young an...
Posted by Don P on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 10:31:00 PST |
Snuggles Fabric Softener Bear |
It has come to my attention that myself, as well as a few others, have a strong admiration for the snuggles fabric softener bear from the snuggles brand fabric softener commercials in the 80s. I think...
Posted by Don P on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:19:00 PST |
Unlce Allen's Old Fashioned Boba & Smoothie Bar since 2006 |
What the hell is wrong with Boba World? I just want the damn the drink with the fucking little balls...how hard is that? Goddamn thousand choices...I don't even know what's in the shit! It's tea!?! Fu...
Posted by Don P on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 02:23:00 PST |
Cleaning out your car |
The amount of quarters that one finds when one cleans out his or her car is directly proportionate to the amount of time needed to vacuum the interior with one of those vacuums one finds at the car wa...
Posted by Don P on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 02:15:00 PST |
Masturbation and Thermos' Zen |
Masturbation is like a thermos. It puts you to bed at night and wakes you up in the morning. A thermos keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold. What else could you want?
Posted by Don P on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 12:45:00 PST |
Original Date 09/06/97 |
I was going through my old journal and realized I was way more funny when I was a junior in high school. Here's a little rant on my school. You have to remeber my highschool was extrememly small and t...
Posted by Don P on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 01:12:00 PST |
Mustaches and fake tits |
I've learned that mustaches like fake tits attract alot of business from the opposite sex, but I'm afraid it's from the wrong customers. While I'm excited to be introduced to a new demographic of wann...
Posted by Don P on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 06:34:00 PST |
Text message plans and Birth Control |
So whenever I meet a girl who is just on birth control all the time to stay "regular," I assume that she's just a ho. But then she asked me...whats with your 300 text message plan? I was like, what? i...
Posted by Don P on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 01:27:00 PST |
