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About Me

Jedi's Prime Directives (Or...thoughts to live by):
I'd rather be an optimist and a fool than a pessimist who is right. -Einstein
The only winning move...is not to play. - W.O.P.R. aka..Joshua
The secret to success is failure. -Me
The Greatest Quote of ALL time: "Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds." - Einstein
More to come...
So like this one day at film camp, me and my friends had to make some short films, and I had no idea what the hell I wanted to do, so I came up with this in like 3 days. This is my homage to Max Headroom...may he rest in peace...And live forever!!
PROJECT 3!!Project 3

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NEW!! PROJECT 4!! Check it out...first stop the vid above, then check out the newest form of wicked ultra super awesome wicked badness...it's even better than a lifetime supply of _______!! Fucking awesome!! CLICK IT!!
The LEGEND of Kiki Hunter - Part 1
The LEGEND of Kiki Hunter - Part 2!
The LEGEND of Kiki Hunter - Part 3!!
The LEGEND of Kiki Hunter - Part 4!!!
My BESTEST...BEST FRIEND in the WHOLE WORLD!! I Love You, Maggie!! Why you lookin' at my one eye for??

My Interests

Creatures with two heads, and cats, and circuit boards...AAANNNNDDD!!! SIMON!! If you bitches get bored with my page...why don't you just play Simon or something...dang!!!
•kittybot
•severus snape
•brandiii
•bellatrix
•buttsex
•time travel
•cactus suits
•f••h tacos
•back to the future
•chemistry kits
•rubiks cubes
•mad libs
•friends
•cameras
•pictures
•computers
•xbox360
•hotpockets (but not so much any more)
•kitties
•cleaning my apartment and car in less than 41 hours
•illusions by richard bach
•buck rogers

" lightningman" baby come to daddy !!!!! (There...I did it.)

Here's another shot I just did...with my hottie-patotties!! I love them ALL!!

I'd like to meet:

My DAD!! When he comes to .tiscali.nl/annejan/swf/timeline.swf" / ...AND....Nice people who like dolphins and give me free cheese...AND these AWESOME SQUIRRELS!!! Where do these little guys hang out at???...and my friends Morgan & Jasmine...because I never get to hang out with them...or go scuba diving with them...come to think of it...I never get to hang out with any of friends anymore?? If any of you have any good ideas for stuff to do and reasons to hang out...give me a call, or shoot your name with a giant light onto a cloud outside my window, so I know you're ready to hang...
...and it would be really cool to be walking to 7-11 late at night one night...like 4am in Hollywood, after going out with friends to some place like Star Shoes or King King, or some place that you're still actually allowed to go to, and on your way there to get a slurpy, when you turn down an alley to do a short cut to get there quicker so you can be slurping on your slurpee sooner, you just happened to pick the one alley in Los Angeles that just happened to have Ed-209 standing in it...and he's standing there all like this and then you're all like...whoaaa!!! and then he gives you 10 seconds to comply to something, but you're just like...whoa...that's Ed-209 dude...and then your time's up, and he just like...goes crazy and shit...but you dodge between his legs, and mess up his circuits, and he explodes and you still get to have your slurpee!! Doesn't that sound like the best night EVER!!?? I thought so.

Music:

You know that song that goes... dun, dun, dun...dun, dun...dun, dun, dun...dun, dun...that one.

Movies:

The one where that guy gets bit by that thing, then saves the town that invents the thing that destroys the world....in black and white...but the colorized version.

Television:

Television's for Xbox.

Books:

Books are an inefficient method of input, I have my ipod read books to me...on tuesdays. But if you just absolutely have to know...my two favorite books of all time are Aesop's Fables by Your Mom...and Illusions by Richard Bach...Not Richard Bachman who is actually Stephen King, who really isn't from this planet in the first place, and I'm assuming we're talking about Earth people books on myspace...so...yeah.

Heroes:

My Grampa...and Kellis Cabogden, entity life force behind Dollyrots!! Best Friends EVER!! AND!!!...MOST OF ALL...My Family!!

My Blog

NYC Trip Pics!! Fucking YYYAAAAAAAYYY!!! Dudes!!

Go to New York City...Then have fun with your friends!!  Do it! Who is the girl on the right?  Yay! For random people!!...
Posted by JedBot² v4.5.0 on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 01:17:00 PST

Maggie & Jed Secret Recordings Part 2

Secret Recordings Part 2...Mildly entertaining if you have absolutely NOTHING else to do. ...
Posted by JedBot² v4.5.0 on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 12:21:00 PST

Maggie & Jed's Secret Recordings...Part 1 (Thundercats!)

Ok...so it's my newest favorite thing to do...secretly record conversations with your best friends, and sometimes it's ...ummm....funny. At least we thought it was...at least the first time we heard i...
Posted by JedBot² v4.5.0 on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 10:37:00 PST

Cellphone Voicemail Hall of Fame...Did you make it in there?

Ok...so here's the latest of all my voicemail messages...for absolutely no reason at all...but sometimes it's fun to listen in on other people's shit...especially when you have the weirdest friends on...
Posted by JedBot² v4.5.0 on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 02:45:00 PST

Project 4 Video...This one's just for fun!

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Posted by JedBot² v4.5.0 on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 07:17:00 PST

Project 2 Rises from the Past - Video Undead

This here video is half awesome and half retarded cheesy...but ALL the way Wicked Bad!! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-Haaaaaaaaaawww!! ...
Posted by JedBot² v4.5.0 on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 04:11:00 PST

A Magical Bedtime Story for YOU!!

This story is actually a rare form of Prime-Haiku.  There are only 3 known "true" Prime-Haikus...that are known by a group of people that know things called the knowers.  The knowers know th...
Posted by JedBot² v4.5.0 on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 11:05:00 PST

The Legend of Kiki Hunter Lives...In This Blog

The LEGEND of Kiki Hunter - Part 1 The LEGEND of Kiki Hunter - Part 2! The LEGEND of Kiki Hunt...
Posted by JedBot² v4.5.0 on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 12:20:00 PST

J-Funk-O-Rama's B-Day Bash @ Starshoes Pics..Darrrrrr...

Part 1: http://community.webshots.com/album/547164246ZETcuC   Part 2: http://community.webshots.com/album/547165490capvva    
Posted by JedBot² v4.5.0 on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 12:58:00 PST

...yes have some...

Many shubs and zuuls knew what it was like to be roasted in the depths of the sloar that day I can tell you...
Posted by JedBot² v4.5.0 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST