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anthony

fuck myspace

About Me

this is the bit where i am supposed to write a ton of bullshit about what a great guy i am and how fucking cool i am and all the other assorted fucking horse shit that normally occupys this particular little nested table on the right side of most folk's myspace page .. but since i most likely don't have a fucking clue about who the fuck you are , and you probably could give a flying fuck anyway, let's just suffice to say, i am a human being, with all the usual suspects present and accounted for; greed, sloth, avarice etc etc .. add in 4 decades of baggage and you should be heading for los hilly regions right about now !!

i will say this; i have 'revenge' tattooed on my mother fucking neck, so think about it douchebag .. and i like dogs

Check me out on inkednation!

bite my shiney metal ass

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My Interests

tattoos, tattooing, tattoo machines, seeing a theme here yet ?? hot rods, 4x4's, welding, blacksmithing, fixing shit, medieval siege weaponry, lifting stupid amounts of iron plates repeatedly, motorcycles, chickens, ducks and geese, for real yo, growing potatos, pit bulls, american bulldogs, choppers, old trucks, shiney shiney disco balls, people named "ice" something, pictures of lilys, ball point pens, shiney shiney shiney disco balls, the macallan, road kill, rediscovering chemistry in the form of absinth and single malt, fly fishing and ice fishing, exotic foods, astrology, funky jesus air freshners, travel, paris, france, england, europe, the caribbean, decor, chairs, auctions and flea markets (les marche aux puces kicks ass), castles and cathedrals, architecture .. ORANGINA is like an angel from heaven having a piss on your tongue

sriracha yum yum

cat nipple cream
and 'helicopters is fucking cool !!!'

I'd like to meet:

tattooers and tattooees .. oddballs and other interesting fuckers
call me crazy, but i'd really like to keep my shit real, so if you're tila tequila, forbidden, a porn star, a t-shirt company, a band or some other lame shit do us both a favor and eat a sack of goat penis .. also the fastest way off my friends list is too post a bulletin with any combination of the words "whore", "add" and/or "train" .. and furthermore; if you send me an add request and it goes to a 'private' page i'm highly fucking unlikely to accept .. thankyou and goodnight you fuck

Music:

its so much better on holiday, that's why we only work when we neeeeeeeed the money ~ franz fucking ferdinand ..
shaun ryder/gorillaz- dare ~ shaun ryder is the new dylan ..
graveworm ..
mark mother fucking hollis and talk talk, except the shitty record where emi tried to make them the next duran duran ..
yes there's really three of them, yes they look like total twats, but they make beautiful music .. who ? you say; the cocteau twins i reply ..
the smiths ~ morrisey is our elvis ..
GBH, motorhead, meatmen, buddha bar ~ groovy baby ..
killdozer is too music what the edsel was to the ford motor company, and i fucking hope it stays that way
godspeed you black emperor
herbalizer
amebix
lords of brooklyn - once upon a time in america, real men drove chevy not acura
hog whitman - check it out
sigur ros
she wants revenge - and may i say; i do too

Movies:

i like movies with car chases, zombies, explosions, lesbian midget porn and bass fishing .. eg; chopper; "beethoven had his critics too; keefy see if you can name three" .. bullet; the one with steve mcqueen and the one with mickey rourke .. speaking of which i dig spun, angel heart, johnny handsome, homeboy, etc etc .. cross of iron, stalingrad, enemy at the gates, saving ryan's privates etc etc .. the princess bride, that one with tom cruise and the unicorns .. layer , snatch, lock stock and the other bits .. amelie, a very long engagement, pretty much everything from jean pierre jeunet, except fucking aliens; you fucked that one right up you french tit .. errr .. se7en, 8mm, and other movies about numbers .. oh .. and 'can i get .. any of you cunts .. a drink ?', shaun of the dead, booo ya !!
terry gilliam and tim burton should be melded and cloned frequently

Television:

sucks

Books:

i have an extensive library of mostly technical books with some books on nature, gardening, trucks, war etc etc guy stuff .. literarily speaking i like cormac mcarthy, nick cave, aldous huxley, henry david thoreau, gabriel garcia marquez, franz kafka, isabel allende, honore de balzac, jose saramago, rudyard kipling, alexander dumas, august strindberg, chuck dickens and the letter section in hustler

Heroes:

nicola tesla, mark brandon "chopper" reed, chuck darwin, bill smith and dave wesson, heinz guderian, bender the bending robot, ali g and the dude what invented pizza pops .. keep it rill

My Blog

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i just got an add request from these fine folks jewish mayhem magazinewho use the catchy phrase "because you can't choose your family" in their witty recruitment banter, at least the bit i read anyway...
Posted by anthony on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:06:00 PST

i feel pretty, oh so pretty .............

............. one of my favorite scenes in the movie layer cake is where that old irish fucker from fucking star trek is babbling on about the zen of monotonous tasks whilst pealing a luger down to it...
Posted by anthony on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 06:10:00 PST

ever have ...

... one of those days when you shoulda removed the gasket mounted LED turn signal light from the bracket you made BEFORE you welded it to your tube bumper ???
Posted by anthony on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 07:31:00 PST

the world is flat ..........

oh yes it is .. and pigs are wheeling giddily around the church spire, with piggy grins from piggy ear to piggy ear .. why looky; there's a german sheppard getting a bj from a tabby and a siamese is l...
Posted by anthony on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 01:27:00 PST

quit smoking ...

...... at noon yesterday ..and right at this exact moment i'd crawl over broken glass and wet pussy to kill every last one of y'all with a wet fucking noodle for just one long drag satisfying of a cig...
Posted by anthony on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 07:19:00 PST

another one

ok .. this is kinda fucked, all of a sudden i wanna spill my guts to you mafuckers .. maybe because i quit smoking at noon and i feel like im wrapped in cotton wool soaked in LSD k .. the other day i...
Posted by anthony on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 06:34:00 PST

why santa must die ....

ok, if you believe in such shit; two thousand and a couple of years ago god had a kid .. he was born in a pile of cow shit, in a shitty fucking barn, in the winter, in the middle east .. how much doe...
Posted by anthony on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 02:59:00 PST

and a night at the opera ...

so i'm driving through the rainy city enroute to my palace, thinking of the way i'm gonna write this blog .. as i pass the university of toronto, a supposed pillar of higher education there's a sort o...
Posted by anthony on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:33:00 PST

the very definition of myspace fakeness and ingenuousness

i refresh my page and see the 'new comment' flag .. oh goody gum drops, one of my friends has put up another picture of a chick's ass wishing me a nice weekend .. i actually kind dig those sparkle tag...
Posted by anthony on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 04:01:00 PST

the answer to another burning question .......

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:Level | ScorePurgatory | Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo | Very LowLevel ...
Posted by anthony on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 08:59:00 PST