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miss jennifer

don't hold my hand or i'll punch your face

About Me


the light of my life, my little thunder bunny. the only boy who will ever have my heart. my baby pitbull, TANK
he's all growed up now!
jakey cakey. i love you forever.
one of the awesomest things in existence
i do stuff sometimes. when i feel like it. i am a machinist. i can also fix cars and paint airplanes and weld and do sheet metal... i do stuff with metal and i love it. i don't wear clothes unless neccessary cos i'm confortable in my own skin. i also don't give a fuck about what you think about me. my life is just like a car crash. i love hello kitty (since the day i was fucking born. it must be a chinese thing) i love tattoos. i love my pitbulls tank and jake. i love food. especially sushi. i fucking LOVE all animals. i fucking hate about 95% of the human beings i have ever met in my life cause they are fucking liars and scumfucks. i love smoking menthol 100's cigarettes. i love sewing and cooking and baking and making 3-d modular and polyhedral origami, i am the origami master by the way. i like to belch. i have a shoe and purse fetish. i love and appreciate everyone who is in my life at this moment. i love music. i love big trucks, semi's, dumptrucks, tractors, tanks and all kinds of heavy machinery. i love tools. i love guns and knives and weapons. i love being barefoot. i love feeding people and cooking for people, and mom-ing people and taking care of the ones i love. i love tattoos. i enjoy commiting random acts of douchebaggery. i love driving really fast and singing really loud in my car. i am disgustingly happy and insanely hyper 24/7. i'm crass, disgusting, sometimes bitter, easily frustrated and angered, perverted, brutally honest, loud as fuck, and smell bad after work. i aint no girly-girl and i fucking hate drama. i think that i'm a big fat hairy ugly man trapped inside a little chinese girl's body. i love the sound of doggy toenails on the floor when they walk. i love all animals to no fuckin end. i love to sleep. the very few people who know me well know that i am an honest, loving, caring, good hearted person who cares a lot about the ones i love and would lay in traffic for them. if i love you, you already know that i have a heart of fucking gold and i am completely selfless and will sacrifice my own sanity and happiness for you. i am a sucker for sweet talk, but if you break my heart, i will roll your pieces up in a shower curtain and dig your ditch...

My Interests

this is some random stuff i love... tattoos. pitbulls (especially tank and jake). big engines. monster trucks. having nice eyebrows. the sound of diesel engines. hoola hooping. drinking. digging random holes in my backyard. being naked. anything to do with metal and machinery and engines. fixing things. demolition derbies. boobs. tiramisu. tattoos. dogo argentinos. tractors. bubble baths. loud, fast, hard music. tanks. random spontanious road trips. guns. your mom. 4x4-ing. weapons. animals. origami. phil anselmo. hello kitty. shoes. music. painting my toenails pink. eating too much sushi. hot tattoo'd chicks. thigh high stockings. 69 dodge charger r/t's. falling up stairs (i've never fallen down the stairs, only up). mudbogging. smoking. switchblades. hot sweaty dirty raunchy slightly violent sex. deisel engines. pitbulls. zombies. bo duke. being lazy. sleeping. knives. nail polish. pvc. cake and pie. handcuffs and rope. driving aimlessly. driving like a wreckless motherfucker. firebreathing. sexy lingerie. burlesque. big engines. laughing so hard i pee my pants. stiletto heels. mowing the lawn. being naked. tattoos. getting annihilated in my bathtub. destroying shit. dessert. screaming. shooting guns. rolling your pieces up in a shower curtain. corsets. 1959 and 1960 chrysler imperials. mangos. big dodge trucks. cooking and baking. tattoos. not wearing pants. punching you in the ass. being a redneck and the best mommy in the universe.

I'd like to meet:

people who appreciate me for who i am. people who are like minded with me, people who are brutally honest with me, even if it will hurt my feelings and make me cry, i would rather know the truth. people who are willing to spoil and pamper me to no end for no reason. people who will make me laugh so hard that i pee my pants, people who know how to have a good time and aren't afraid to be spontanious and try new things, people who dont puke or bleed on me. if you don't love hello kitty and guns and steamy bubble baths, you can eat shit



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Music:

PAN-FUCKING-TERA and tori amos are my 2 faves. i love punk rock and metal, mainly. oh, zeke fucking rocks my socks right off. and there is way too much good music to list...

Movies:

i love movies with fire and explosions and gun off's and car chases and machetes and zombies and blood and gore and violence and molotov coctails and boobies

Books:

books that teach me how to fix things and how to make things, especially about origami and engines n machinery n guns n weapons n shit like that. i like books on "animal care" and how to raise and care for different animals. books on outdoor shit, like gardening and growing vegetables and landscape and plants n shit like that. i love cookbooks cause i love to cook. books about the earth and the environment. stuff about genetics and anatomy and the human mind and other such "sciencey nerd" stuff. photography books

Heroes:

heros are for chumps. so is walking

My Blog

sometimes i just wish i didn't fucking exist

first off, i'm turning into an alcoholic, at a very quick pace. i went from being a non-drinker (about 2 months ago) to fucking being drunk almost every nite for the past month. and the month before t...
Posted by miss jennifer on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 12:05:00 PST

new pics of my baby

my baby tank. how i love him. here are some more pics of him... he's the fucking best. he's growing so fucking fast. i've had him for about 2 weeks now and he's already doubled in weight. he's go...
Posted by miss jennifer on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 06:55:00 PST

I'M THE HAPPIEST FUCKING GIRL ALIVE!!!!!

well i just got home. with my very own baby pitbull!!! AWWWWWW. i've been absolutely DEVASTATED since i had to leave my jake in ontario... and my mama knew how sad i was, so she bought me a little bab...
Posted by miss jennifer on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 12:08:00 PST

r.i.p. tippins baby

well... its official. tippins is dead. my little baby girl farm cat. she has been missing for about 2 weeks now. rylee called me last nite and told me that he found her dead and half ro...
Posted by miss jennifer on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 10:02:00 PST

all my children

well... i thought i would post a stupid blog of all my kids. i'm fucking bored. and i'm a motherfucking breeding machine as you can see... i love all my babies. but some are dead, and some a...
Posted by miss jennifer on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 02:49:00 PST

GO HERE MOTHERFUCKERS.....

this shit made me BAWL like a motherfucking baby.... seriously i'm still fucking crying right now, and if this shit doesn't make you so sad, i think yer fucked.... go here and educate your dumbasses p...
Posted by miss jennifer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

jake is the cutest ever

i found some more pictures of my jakey jake.... i love him and miss him so fucking much its not even funny... how could you NOT love this face?!?! i love you forever and forever and forever baby!!! xo...
Posted by miss jennifer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

random pictures of stupidness with my bitches

hey all you fuckbags.... here are just some random pictures... most of them from vancouver or the drive out there and some from the tattoo convention... here you go... enjoy... xoxoxoxo ♥jenn m...
Posted by miss jennifer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hooray for brothers!!!

yay hooray!!! my baby brother simon came home a few hours ago! i haven't seen him since may last year... he's been living in switzerland since then, working out there... he's the smartest kid i'v...
Posted by miss jennifer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i have a new baby!!!!

hey!! i got a new baby today!! my bud, rye bread got a new kitten, and i'm the mama!!! cutest lil kitten ever... siamese cat. his name is mister bigglesworth... i'll be postin some pics when i ta...
Posted by miss jennifer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST