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Kristin

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

i'm pretty much an 85 year old woman trapped in a 25 year old's body. if you like to do grandma things such as needlepoint, knitting, baking, complaining about aches & pains and drinking gin, call me.

My Interests

origami, beer, bacon, cheese, bike rides, going to shows, tumors with teeth, baking, being awesome, mad cow disease, not getting fat, the corey hotline, pantaloons, bling, checking the weather all the time, subversive cross stitch, embroidery, sleeping, emetophobia, puppies and dogs, hello kitty, japan and all things japanese, shooting guns, eating, buying alot of shoes, getting huge at the gym, drinking latte's, raising egglings

I'd like to meet:



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Music:

the sound of bacon frying is music to my ears

Movies:

i like all movies especially if they have dogs in them!

Television:

the dog whisperer, grey's anatomy, dead like me, sex and the city, the shield, clone high, wonderfalls, x-files, degrassi, harvey birdman, dr. phil, when fat people are on oprah, amazing race, csi, the planet's funniest animals, americas funniest home videos

Books:

all families are psychotic, a heart breaking work of staggering genius, the virgin suicides, survivor, you shall know our velocity, geek love, happiness, hokkaido highway blues, eleanor rigby, the onion girl, the dog of the marriage, haunted, TIME TRAVELER'S WIFE, memoirs of a geisha, oh the glory of it all, a complicated kindness, glass castle, east of eden, the secret life of bee's, the lovely bones, the history of love, extremely loud and incredibly close

Heroes:

horatio caine , homer simpson and andrew wk

My Blog

eight below

this is pretty much the greatest movieto ever come out in my whole existence.SO STOKEDlook at him! he's all, it's okay buddy. *paw* *paw*...
Posted by Kristin on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 09:07:00 PST

bling bling kitty

A sales clerk displays a Hello Kitty pendant studded with nine-carats of numerous diamonds, a ruby ribbon, sapphire nose and onyx eyes, at Tokyo's Mitsukoshi department store, which was sold for $50,...
Posted by Kristin on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 03:53:00 PST

have a meaty morning

THE MEATNORMOUS only 740 calories, 46 grams of fat and 1950 mg of salt!!! AMAZING.  i need one now....
Posted by Kristin on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 01:45:00 PST

slurpee cup injury report

come with me on a journey, one which will shock and amaze you and at other times make you nauseaus and uncomfortable.  today i present you with my slurpee cup bruise.  after taking a slapsh...
Posted by Kristin on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 07:45:00 PST

my favourite thing to do on sundays...

or any day for that matter really. initial setup: placement of all objects is CRUCIAL to perfect waffle making. amazing waffle batter is ALSO crucial to excellent waffle making. this recip...
Posted by Kristin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this is just getting regoddamndiculous

i swear i must have either a tapeworm or hollow legs. i'm hungry nonstop. i eat until i want to barf, and i'm hungry 20 minutes later. WHY?!
Posted by Kristin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

4 years

i would like to point out the fact that as of today it has been FOUR YEARS since i puked. and before that horrible horrible day it had been SEVEN. go me!
Posted by Kristin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this is one big fat kitty!

hello kitty has been slightly ruined for me now. THANKS ALOT FATTY!...
Posted by Kristin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

loaf

i made lemon loaf™ last night. everything is better in loaf form. i even like pinching a loaf.
Posted by Kristin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

down with fatties

you know what i hate? fat people who breath really loud cuz they're so fat they can't breath normally. seriously, SHUTUP.
Posted by Kristin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST