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ZUZU PETALS

you cant thrash to carcass if youre blonde

About Me

i wouldnt suck your lousy cock if i was suffocating and your balls were full of oxygen./

check out my ponyrack at 1:48!

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

tadanobu asano. dudes with shitty facial hair. other vegans with gold teeth. oh.. and maybe this.

Music:

rammer.

Movies:

it happened one night.

Television:

steve paikin. mythbusters. adult swim.

Books:

the finer points of sausage dogs, alexander mccall smith.
the pornographer's poem, michael turner.
flaming iguanas, erika lopez.
still life with woodpecker, tom robbins.
killer on the road, james ellroy.
a year in provence, peter mayle.
pole to pole, michael palin.
marabou stork nightmares, irvine welsh.

Heroes:

heidi fleiss, traci lords, samantha fox.

My Blog

shitty facial hair

so anyone that reads this thing that knows me at all... knows i have a thing for shitty facial hair. i fucking love mustaches. why? i dont know. probably because i am a sick pervert. not that that com...
Posted by ZUZU PETALS on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 11:49:00 PST

3:15 am

dear 202,i guess you didnt get the myspace bulletin, but maynard, mike patton, thom york and eddie vedder all think you suck so give it up. thnx,loorin...
Posted by ZUZU PETALS on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 05:11:00 PST

an open letter to my neighbours.

to whom it may concern,i understand that hipsters often have little else to do than spend their trust funds, however that does not mean you shouldnt be privy to the following information:having figure...
Posted by ZUZU PETALS on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 10:30:00 PST