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Cunning Linguist

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About Me

Time exists so everything doesn't happen at once, space exists so everything doesn't happen to me. Be that as it may, I have travelled around the globe, so I've some stories to bore you with...Speak several languages, but english is my bestest. Very easy going. My interests transcend many borders, and my sense of humour has offended some more times than not. Somewhat of a neat freak, have a penchant for exotic foods and wine. Can be quite witty when provoked, although I may seem reserved at times. Impulsive would be a good word to include in here somewhere. Seldom like making plans. I like to take care of myself, working out/ training, sculpting my Addonis-like physique (That was somewhat of a joke BTW). Watching what I eat can be difficult at times. Love to eat, ergo like to cook. Not into shoot-em-up typical guy movies, and do not watch sports. I enjoy a good hearty laugh. Don't care for talking on the phone. I really like flowers, and I'm sorry for not fitting into your stereotype. I have somewhat of a hair fetish. Not that girls should have a beard or anything like that. You should have some respect for yourself, and I will not put up with liars. Honesty goes a long way! I can deal with a lot of things, but save the bullsh*t for traffic court. Not known for my subtlety or politically correct nature. Currently engaged in helicopter flight training, so that has put a lid on my globe- trotting. Collect guns and black americana- and it would appear, parking tickets. P.S. I have all my teeth.

My Interests

Rain drops on roses and whiskers on kittens. Frying bacon naked, GUNS, wine, flying helicopters, FOOD,Travel and adventure, riding my motorcycle, I could be regarded as somewhat of a satyrist.Recently got back into weight lifting, and have been fighting full contact for some years now. Fascinated with fire. Sky diving, scuba, basically I like to get the sh*t scared out of me, so anything of that nature is good. The smell of the first bloom of magnolias. Flowers. What else?, I'm pretty much game for anything. Very interested in the human condition. Did I mention hot wax?La baiser était horrible, mais Dieu sait que je ne pourrais pas obtenir assez !

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who doesn't take themselves too seriously. I'm a straight shooter and expect the same. Pedantics need not apply. www.blackflagcafe.com

Music:

Outlaw country and psychobilly, and lately some folk music. Old punk/ OI! still have a place in my stereo,dislike visceral jungle noise, otherwise I am easily placated. David Alan Coe, Steve Earle.The Kings of Nuthin. Don't mind Motorhead

Movies:

I'm Gonna Get You, Sucka!, Clint Eastwood westerns, Russ Meyers films.Peter Greenaway. Clerks, Enjoy psychological/horror, comedy, foreign,

Television:

Hillarious House of Frightenstein, Shampoo commercials.

Books:

Have a library containing thousands of books of varing topics. Not really big on fiction.Jim Goad, Jeff Cooper, Massad Ayoob, Robert greene, Ovid, Niccolo Machiavelli, Robert Young Pelton. And that guy who writes shit on the walls in the bathroom, he's pretty clever.

Heroes:

First Carlos, then the Unibomber, my whole world is caving in!

My Blog

You discussed me.

...If you've made it this far, hopefully you will spare us from some banal minutiae and at least have some clever anecdotes for us to revel in . Why do you add me without any attempt at communication?...
Posted by Cunning Linguist on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 06:37:00 PST

Must see!

www.hpb.gov.sg/smoking/quittingishard   Repost and make some new friends......
Posted by Cunning Linguist on Mon, 21 May 2007 12:59:00 PST

Interested in coming to France w/me?

Go to Google Maps Get Directions Toronto, ON  -  Paris, France Read #26   Let me know if you're available....
Posted by Cunning Linguist on Thu, 17 May 2007 02:38:00 PST

So it was, amongst the enlightened; but the pure of heart fought on...

Now that I have become a helicopter pilot, I am amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is if they ...
Posted by Cunning Linguist on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 04:24:00 PST

I <3 3,141592653589...

Sometimes I crack myself up! 1 KINGS 7,23 The fact of the ratio of the circumfrence to the diameter of a circle is constant has been known for so long that it is quite untraceable. The earliest value ...
Posted by Cunning Linguist on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 05:12:00 PST

Never miss a good oppurtunity to keep your mouth shut!

Hmm, you ever think some people are like slinkeys? They're not good for anything, but they sure put a smile on your face when you push them down the stairs.
Posted by Cunning Linguist on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 08:32:00 PST